Indians Love Shitting in Public

Indians Love Shitting in Public
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I love shooting pictures of people shitting, this as creative as creative one can get, shitting on the beach on the rocks is fine art , aptly tuned, as we drop blobs on the fucked canvas of our lives day after day , night after night , till we choke and the shitting , even the bull shitting stops for good.Shitting is a spirtual enterprise hold center realease like the laughter thing near Joggers Park.
Just try it out at the Carter Road, this is Bowellian Therapy
In the rains wear a raincoat, facing your ass towards the promenade looking into the eyes of the horizon do your stuff.. the feeling is one of orgiastic ecstasy.Nirvana .On your own terms.
You live long, see the Kolis , the Maharashtrian fisherman, bow legged with all the squatting, but tough, barrel like torsos , longevity guaranteed .This has nothing to do with people who eat fish dont die young.
At least in case you guys don’t agree, the fishermen will.
Shitting on the rocks, musical tones as they move out like wind touching the wires of a posterior of a harpsichord. all the ragas , my knowledge of Indian classical is limited to the Shehnai…Taal Mel of Sur and Alap…
Now move out of the arena of sea shitting come to the mainstream , see our moral police , shitting on the faces of law and order, these guys with no knowledge of Art , can talk to you about the fine line between Art and Obscenity.
Richard Gere Shilpa Shetty , a mere kiss a choreographic step, a dozen cases , beat the heat , this a shit that landed a few meters away from the doorsteps ..of the lady in the blind fold.
This is sheer travesty of the word Judiciary.
Actually Ap Ki Adalat , Rajat Sharma ,India TV have added to the woes , today Media is a parallel system of giving you instant notoriety , you are pronounced Innocent much before the courts will find you guilty.They bullshit in such a way that an anonymous arse whole becomes a celebrity in no time..
Did you know Haya Mirza , Jahnvi Kapoor was on prime time getting far greater mileage than the most sucked wedding in Bollywood, today Abhiash is synonomous with Jahnvi Kapoor , luckily Mayawatijis win in Uttar Pradesh showing the prismatic colors of Hindu Muslim Dalit in an Indian political rainbow of reality, that she won on her own steam..Samajwadi Party’s defeat they say in hushed tones is also synonomous with the Abhiash wedding..
This is shit as news and it rocks .
Kill some more pavement dwellers , get scott free with 6 months in a 5 star Hospital, at the most , you don’t have to resign to you fate for guilty feelings.. here the shit hit the wall of the prosecutors office and the local police station..
But is it their fault or the system that sucks shoddy system that sucks.This is shit that accidently got run over by Alistair Pareiras car .
A sari faux pas, well you have had it, the culture police have eyes like hawks, ears that hear , these sad lampooned elements , who have never held chalk to write the alphabet on the slate , teach you propriety , a man like MF Hussain, who has come up the hard way , reached the top is demolished by a single blow , simply because he draws Hindu Goddesses better than Hindu painters , I always thought that beneath the veneer of Hussain the painter there was a love of Hindustan.This thought is coincidental to my being from a Shia background.
And the anti Muslim painter , showing Muslims as terrorists , with all the hullabaloo , is still not going to fetch a price of a Hussain. So much for Art , its his creative expression , good luck to him, it should not bother us in the least I think so.
I think Mr M F Hussain is more Hindu than a Moslem.
But a man like M F Hussain would be equally bashed by the Muslims too, across the border I mean.
This is shitting in public, blackening faces of school teachers, this is pure Goondaism, even the cops fear the power of the cultural police.
You hold hands of your girl, you end up paying Rs 1200, extortion at all levels, at Band Stand the Hijda lifts his petticoat if you don’t pay her fast, before you lose you failing libido.
This is shitting in public.
The Hijdas private parts well they will keep appearing like breaking news before you are about to think about making love…
Ministers taking you abroad shitting on a democratic system human trafficking.
Cops playing Dirty Harry, this as bad as shit can be.They call this fake encounter killings.
This is not Alice in Gandhiland.
I give up.

Shitting in public is less evil than kissing, lip locking, or dry laundered love making, or spilling, stains that go away in jiffy with Ultra Surf.
I am all for shitting in public places.
I am the biggest Blog Bull Shitter , but I d rather be this than shit pedestrian pictures on Indian newspapers..that calls itself photo journalism.

May 17th, 2007