Friday, January 3, 2014

Apke Shaher Main Jald Se Jald Ara Hai Aam Admi ..Jai Ho Maharashtra Jai Mumbai


not partial
but complete
fighting to
be elected
to all the 36
assembly
seats
aam admi
jag utha
desh ki nayi
tasvir ,,
arvind
kejriwal ji
politics ke
naye ranbir
determined
aur gambhir
unke hath
se nahi
chukta
koie teer
seena
phad
ke cheer
badal denge
deshi ki
woh purani
ghisi piti takdeer
ek naya paigham
corruption free
mumbai .. ek
adarsh nayi
tasveer

The Aam Admi Of Mumbai ,, Daydreams Shot By Nerjis Asif Shakir 2 Year Old



sad sullen
homeless
hopelessly
helplessly
he dreams
waiting for
his turn
a long wait
it seems
his faith
rudderless
fathomless
he silently
screams
hoping this
new party
will change
his senseless
lifes stream
his angst despair
as a citizen of
india shot by
a two year old
child ,,a hope
that perhaps
may not be
redeemed
he lives on
the outskirts
of society
off the
mainstream
he is not part
of social welfare
or any such scheme

I HAVE UPLOADED 291046 PHOTOS AT FLICKR SINCE 10 JUNE 2007

I HAVE UPLOADED 291046 PHOTOS AT FLICKR SINCE 10 JUNE 2007 by firoze shakir photographerno1


VIEWS ON MY PICTURES ..25,752,370


MY HIJRA SETS  MY GAY PRIDE PICTURES MUMBAI ARE MARKED PRIVATE ..

The Quintessential Broom..Now Sweeps Corruption Instead Of Rooms


the broom
is our new
national symbol
of political resurgence
dignity respect
it has risen to
the occasion you
know the rest..
pictures are poems
that beautify text
the traditional dhoti
kurta gandhi topi
looks harangued
netaji perplexed
it is the age of
the new brand
aam admi
no more public
janta ..as earlier
indexed ..aam admi
proud independent
happy no inferior
complex..soon he
will be sweeping aside
both pillars of BJP
the lotus the hand
no more congress
on good governance
abiding law and order
no religious bias
no overt casteist stress
no BSP elephants
running amok this
peaceful planet
no muzzafanagar
type riots or damini like
gang rapes ..no
more mess ..
no moral policing
decriminalizing
article 377 forever
humanity is more
important than your
gender or your sex
the political cycle
has a flat tire
father and son
need to retire
arnab telexed
malice to none
the gist of
this poem
read the lines
in the right
context

Courier Notification To The Beggar Poet From Fedex


FedEx Online Team Management

lemana@erciyes.edu.tr

--
We the management of FedEx Courier Service here hereby uses This medium to
notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel
contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of
$500,000.00USD (Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) and it is
ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or
shipment will take place, you are advice to RECONFIRM to us the following
data mention below:


1.Your Name:........
2.Full Address:..............
3.Age:.............
4.Sex:...............
5.Telephone:.........

The above requested information will enable us deliver your parcel
correctly without any mistakes on delivery of your parcel.
NOTE : No charges should be made before delivery except the stamp duty fee
which is just $65. Delivery would be made to your door step as soon as we
receive your payment, no problem about the delivery fee because the
company has paid for the delivery fee.

Furthermore, you might be asking yourself how come this parcel, Anyway
this parcel was brought to our office to be delivered to you by lottery
officials.

Note: This fee is not for delivery but for the stamp duty, this company
has spent out of its income in the process by recovery back your parcel?
so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor.
Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left of $65 by
your sender before it accumulate a demur-rage after one week only,as you
know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a vital document
and we think you understand what we mean by accumulating a demur-rag

Mrs. Tina Mario
Email; fedexpostdept@foxmail.com
FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR.

Thank you
Mrs Tina Mario
Courier Managing Director
of Fedex .. your parcel
that contains
International Cashier
Bank Draft
worth the sum of
$500,000.00USD
(Five Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars only
is a new year blessing
this gift of a Cheque
to this beggar poet
reformed alcoholic
once libidinous
lecherous irritatingly
illuminatingly
oversexed ,,now
highly improved
ever since he
joined flickr in 2007
he is no more a
pain in the neck
a beggar poet
who once in a
bottle of xxx
rum was
shipwrecked
blows of fate
invidiously
encroaching his
right to live
he tried to
deflect
adler jung
freud
gave rise
to his inhibition
prohibitive
complex
too much
after sex
effects
with your
money
he intends
to start a school
of politics
for indian netas
a system of
corruption correct
teach the gospel
of aam admi
according to saint
kejriwal and sisodia
in an auditorium
with 3 d specs
netas of all color
hue losing parties
are invited
even those
who are
henpecked
teach them
train them
in austerity
no red batti
the nation
they no
more infect
i will soon
send you
a detailed
message
with plenty
of unwritten
text .. now
tell me what
next....

Dear Beloved Message From Rev Mathias Will


Good Day,

I am sending you this mail in good faith. I am Reverend Mathias Will,a British citizen currently undergoing medical treatment for cancer.I have decided to DONATE the sum of £8 Million to you for the good work of god to promote humanitarian works. I.e. assisting the less privileged, i have just been informed by my doctor that I only have few months to live due to cancer illness and i am about to end the race like this without a child and in contrast to how family members & friends has completed treated me during horrible moment in my life? I decided reaching out to a total stranger in your person. Having known my condition I have decided to nominate you as my beneficiary. Please contact me for more details on this noble project of mine.

Regards,
Reverend Mathias.

thank you dear kind
generous stranger
trusting rev mathias will
for choosing me as
your beneficiary who
fits the bill ..a beggar
poet without money
art or skill .. who shoots
beggars lepers terminally
ill.. those who cant swallow
the bitter pill..diseases
of the mind soul...souls
over the hill.. your kind
sum of of £8 Million
i have decided to
donate to yahoo
a better flickr
with no black days
just goodwill ,,i
can see anuj nair
smiling as he poses
for me dressed to
kill..a still is a still
overcooked barbecued
or over grilled ..
we thank ms marissa
mayer ..and we hope
our dreams wishes on
flickr she will happily
wholeheartedly
fulfill..for her ingenious
twitter friendly no
task uphill..as she
respects freedom
and freewill. until.
no more black flickr
days ..or she gets ill
so rev bill thanks
get well soon dont die
just chill.. dont ever
make a mountain of
a molehill.. steady
hands .. dont over spill

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