Groping Santa Claus
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A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a Connecticut mall, Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007. The mall Santa told police the woman had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
(CBS/AP) A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a shopping mall.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, faces fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace charges.
Santas have a very tough time
women groping for their family jewels
squeezing them like sweet lime
now this Santa was a gay man
the thought was disgusting
and not sublime
he would prefer making
little cheeky buttocked
children sit on his heaving lap
and teach them nursery rhyme
santarchy and some