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Showing posts with label spam poetry. Show all posts

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Thank you Dear Rev.Aviles Carlos Edualrdo





Attn: Beneficiary


Compliments of the day.

It was resolved & agreed upon by the board members & directors that your compensation fund of $2,700,000.00 (Two Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) only, will be release to you on a special method payment via ATM swift card, you are advise to contact this office with the information's below to claim your fund.

1) Your Full Name:
2) Your Address, State and Country:
3) Your Telephone:
4) Your Age:
5) Your Sex:
6) Your Occupation Status:

Congratulations while,anticipating your urgent response Please if you wish to receive this Card make sure you respond to every mail comes from this office to avoid any delay or cancellation of your claims As respond to this message please always check your mail from now onward for further more communication until it's done to avoid delays.Thanks.

Best Regards,

Rev.Aviles Carlos Edualrdo
Director Payment Notification.
E-Mail: revacarlosed@gmail.com
revcarlose@cash4u.com

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 $2,700,000.00 (Two Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) ...in one go

..Thank you dear Rev Aviles Carlos Edualrdo..for your kindness my face all aglow
mercy generosity to this slammed up the ass beggar poet
you show  money that I shall use judiciously you should know
one with Lord Jesus I consider you my bro..not blood related
although..man was born to dream.. even dwarfs need dreams though their legs dont  grow ..with your ATM Card first I wont use it for drugs or booze notorious nebulous whores .
.
i shall keep away from readymade electronic mobile phone stores ..

The elusive woman I loved on Facebook I know she will come to me crawling on all fours ,, you get the score ...she had dropped me like a hot potato because after we made love I loved to snore ..she got tired of foreplay sticky sex made her bored ..now at my feet once again I will see her floored ,,a carnivorous bitch hardcore ..she will beg implore I will give her some crispy dollars  for services rendered shut the door .

Being  a polygamist I  will marry a nice African lady who will love me for my faults aberrations shortcomings no pun intended I am sure ..I will invite Michael as my best man the ambassador of goodwill who has shot all the beautiful African ladies as he follows the dictum prevention is better than cure ,lol

I will invite my best friend David Seibold ..he is flooding all his images on American photographer I am told ...Thomas Hawk his  family beautiful and bold ...I tried but could not become a photographer in his mold ....

Alex W is coming too...to experience the Bandra  Talao earcleaners and our ambivalent Mumbai winter both hot and cold .. Angel Sarah ..and Meld two lovely friends my luck double fold ..Bernie shadow boxer ..Chicago foodie ..who loves burgers hot dogs with lot of mayonnaise and mutton rolls. will be eating chicken biryani keema pao.. behold .

BennBell and Anothony Posey ..two old friends who have never ever called me an asshole ...always supporting me encouraging me ..this beggar poet poor soul...

Once Dr Glenn Losack was my best American friend ..but now looks at me from Odissa ..his talent manifold ,,, but he wont ever come to Mumbai..this poor beggar poets stronghold .

Craig Boehmen when I get injured sends me gifts braces that I dont use books that I dont read ..my fate like a Mumbai street potholed ..Craigs school of photography here at Bandra Bandstand I shall bank roll...with Magic eye as Dean..Travel connoisseur ..I shall fulfill his dreams of becoming an entrepreneur ..Raunaq Time and Travels I am assured .

For Anandamoy Chattrje a house in Hardwar a position sinecure .

For Daniel Cross a new Canon Camera prime lenses and billfolds ..
To Victor Bezrukov from Israel  Day of Atonement Happy Yom Kippur ..Peace will see you in Jerusalem when this world headed by Trump becomes more Mature ..

Thank your Reverend Aviles Carlos Edualrdo..good health wealth my testicular fortitude my children have insured ..


Sunday, December 31, 2017

Happy New Year Message From Mr David Jim



This is to inform you that this bank has appointed a New managing Director and on this note informing you about your withheld fund


$950,000 Dollars been held by pass administration.


As the New appointed manager, collaboration with Benin republic government and governor central bank directives. We have decided to process your fund $950,000.( NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS ) THROUGH  ATM CARD and send it to your Home address via delivery courier service.


For safety delivery of your $950,000 Dollars  ATM card. We required details such as.


Full Names..............


Home address........


Mobile......................


Occupation..............


Office address...........


Immediately we received your details, your $950,000 ATM CARD shipment will be provided Home address.


Thanks.


Mr. David Jim


+229 65801133

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Good Morning
For such a beautiful
 message of joy
May God Bless Him
Kind generous helpful
Mr David Jim
Though I confess
on the dead soul of my
father I dont really
know him..but being a
Sufi mystic I can visualize
him as dapper clean shaven
well built with a 56 inch chest
tall but slim ...he regularly goes
to the neighborhood Korean gym
his attire trendy trim..most of the
horny males like him..now let me
 not digress safety of my much
awaited $950,000 Dollars  ATM card
that I will use to rehabilitate  leprous
beggars without limbs homeless denizens
pain suffering filled to the brim
 also the beggar hijras  hope as ..a new
thought paradigm ..salutations to the Lord
with a new holistic hymn ..Gods mercy
Blessings to the altruistic David Jim

I just called him to wish him a Happy New Year
was told by his male secretary in a nasal voice
 David has gone for a swim...with a boy face
seraphim..fair and fare homonym..from the
land of milk honey Republic of Benin ..
a land that does not question Original Sin .

dedicated to my friend teacher mentor Thomas Hawk
who loves reading Rin Tin Tin...


So brave is Corporal Rusty.
Though he is just a boy.
How true is Private Rin Tin Tin
They are the army's pride and joy.

a poem on a spin....that missed the recycling bin...

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