Monday, April 29, 2013

After The Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh Basant Panchami Allahabad

Ling Kriya With A Punjabi Curved Sword

Ling Kriya With A Punjabi Curved Sword

I Take The First Holy Dip Shahi Snan of My Life In The Sangam

My Naga Guru Shahi Snan Basant Panchami

The Royal Bath Maha Kumbh

The Royal Bath Maha Kumbh

The Lucky Ones Shooting The Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh

The Royal Bath Maha Kumbh

The Royal Bath Maha Kumbh

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

My Guru And Me At The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Only The Brave Shoot The Greatest Moment On Earth

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

Shooting The Greatest Moment Of The Maha Kumbh - The Shahi Snan

The Beggar Muslim Womans Fate - A Very Long Wait

Building Hope Is More Important For Those Who Were Born Hopeless

Marziya Shakir Joins Flickr

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Today 24 Sept 2010 Marziya Shakir street photographer joins Flickr and gets her identity away from the shadow of the barefeet blogger of Mumbai..

www.flickr.com/photos/54226007@N07/

Paraprosdokians


A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or re-interpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect. For this reason, it is extremely popular among comedians and satirists.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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The Second Mahakumbh of this century at Prayag 2013

The World Of Naga Sadhus Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh Allahabad Feb 2013

The Royal Bath - Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh 15 Feb 2013

I Was Destined To Shoot The Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh Much Before I Shot It

He Was Lucky To Shoot The Greatest Show On Earth Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh Allahabad Feb 2013 Basant Panchami

You Have To Be Destined To Shoot The Shahi Snan And Take A Dip Too In The Triveni Sangam

The Naga Sadhus - Shahi Snan Basant Panchami Mah Kumbh 15 Feb 2013 Allahabad

Naga Sadhus Shahi Snan At The Sangam

The Greatest Show On Earth Shahi Snan Maha Kumbh Allahabad 2013

Being Human

God was confused he did not know whether to make me a Hindu Sufi Shia Christian or Jew He mixed all the colors made a color new.. He ad...