The Lazy Confused Am Admi Of Bandra ,, Is Dreaming Of Acche Din

who to vote
congress
bjp or
independent
candidate
he confusedly
wonders as
his sterile
mind revolves
away from his
garrulous nagging
wifes rolling pin
she got fucked
tired threw him
out  locked the
doors she wont let
him in ..twice before
in his drunkenness
he had broken her
nagging nose her
crooked chin .
while he was
asleep she poked
his balls with a
safety pin
deflating his
languishing libido
his parts made of tin
he was a sad case
he could neither
get it up or let it
go in ,,i am talking
about his dreamy
 desires accelerate
but the engine
would just not start
cursing cussing
where to begin
the pain pathos
of our man Flynn

Ab Kaun Banega Scapegoat ..

after the elections
the drubbing colossal defeat
various heads angry for having
lost their deposits their old seats
under the high command convulsively
meet ..the fans whirling above sweaty
faces downbeat .hurling abuses
at those turncoats rebels those
undercover cheats ..kaun babega bakra
they all get cold feet ..agli bar an abusive
word to their ears or even acche din
ayenge they dare not repeat ..

janta maf nahi karegi...they look at each other a campaign the last nail in their
coffins circle complete ..accidentally
a child offered a toffee to the neta he
went virulent threw it at the childs feet

our political scenario words you spew
words you swallow words you are forced
to eat..you fell because of your arrogance
your disconnect with the public your pride
your wallowing conceit ..