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I Have Not Received My Voters Card Yet...

I Have Not Received My Voters Card Yet..., originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1. 103,111 items / 671,850 views

I will turn 56 this month , I am a Pucca Mumbaikar having lived in this beautiful city since I was an year old.. but sadly I do not have a Voters Card..I had submitted my form for address change but even before that me and my family did not have a voters card..My wife and son have received theirs I am still in the Queue.. Aap Katar Main hain

I saw this banner at Mahim..and it hit me hard.. how they spend money for such hoardings and yet do not give a voters card to a rather uncommon man..forget the common man he might have to wait till he too tuns 56...

Haven't you received your voters card yet
says the banner on Mahim you bet
get your card in one week
bullshit the voters card
a pain in the ass
is the hardest thing to get
when I am dead and gone
buried six feet in the ground
the Bandra postman
will bring it o my grave
with deep regret
asking for forgiveness
no sweat
better…

A Blogger Mastan and The Rafaee

A Blogger Mastan and The Rafaee, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1. I am known as Mastan at the Dhuni, mastan is a person who finds no fault with life and takes things as they come..kind of happy go lucky , which is wrong interpretation of my present circumstances and my ensuing bad luck.

The bawa next to me is a better mastan, he wears two watches , one tells the time on earth the other presumably the time in heaven..barring Mulllahs ,jehadis and mischief makers all Sufis go to heaven , that is what he whispered in my ears.

I told him with a poker face that I was a Shia and he shot back.. most of the Sufis are lovers of Hussain too.. and than shut up...

I have not seen him do any body piercing act, but he should be good..

For the first time in my life, I was shaking my head at Fakhruddin Shah Babas Shrine almost like the ladies possessed , much as I tried to stop, it would not, I went into a trance in front of the Shrine..

This was a strange moment and I will never for…

Patiwala Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka Sirf Foot Path Ka

Patiwala Na Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka Sirf Foot Path Ka, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1. yeh hai hindustani
bhaiyya dilwala
nahi mangta hai bhik
na karta hai dhanda kala
es ke dil main garibi ki jwala
eski kismat ko lat markar
hindustani ne hindustani
ko mumbai se nikala
sirf bin bulaye
terrorist
ka koie nahi leta hawala
netaji ko milgaya
phukat ka ghar
Mercedes impala
na ghar ka na ghat ka
amchi mumbai
main bhaiyaa
up ka rehnewala
foot path pe zindagi
guzarnewala

dedicated to imam siddique.. facebook

God Loves Photo Bloggers More Than Photographers

God Loves Photo Bloggers More Than Photographers, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1. 103,110 items / 671,584 views

Imagine a world without camera or photographers ..it would have been totally bleak depriving God of his achievements so God created the camera and through the rib of the camera the enigmatic creature called the photographer...to show Gods world his bounty , his kingdom on earth as it is in heaven.. insects nature landscape and everything that could be photographed good bad and ugly...

The camera is the greatest instrument of peace , I knew a nice young lady who loved a photographers pictures that she eventually married him,and became a photographer too, Mr Dharker would have given his life to have her nude on Debonair is not the crux of my story..

A picture is a miraculous product of the mind..and photography heals the human soul..photography as promoted by camera clubs is passe... time to move on, and it changed my life when I clicked the mouse and reached…

God Loves Photo Bloggers More Than Photographers

God Loves Photo Bloggers More Than Photographers, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1. 103,110 items / 671,584 views

Imagine a world without camera or photographers ..it would have been totally bleak depriving God of his achievements so God created the camera and through the rib of the camera the enigmatic creature called the photographer...to show Gods world his bounty , his kingdom on earth as it is in heaven.. insects nature landscape and everything that could be photographed good bad and ugly...

The camera is the greatest instrument of peace , I knew a nice young lady who loved a photographers pictures that she eventually married him,and became a photographer too, Mr Dharker would have given his life to have her nude on Debonair is not the crux of my story..

A picture is a miraculous product of the mind..and photography heals the human soul..photography as promoted by camera clubs is passe... time to move on, and it changed my life when I clicked the mouse and reached…