Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hope And Hindutva Message of Peace On Pitru Paksha Day

Pitru Paksha Prayers For The Dead At Banganga

The Pandit On The Banks of The Banganga

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Two sets of people are in great demand on Pitru Paksha day , without the the spiritual wheels of holistic healing cannot start , first the ubiquitous barbers of Banganga , to make a fast buck a person who has never held a razor in his hand becomes a barber for a profitable day.

And shaving or religious tonsure is the first step to the salvation of appeasing the dead soul of ancestors on Pitru Paksha day.
Next to pujaris or the pandits that line the steps of Banganga with their agents or touts calling out to clients like lawyers at Bandra East Court on a rainy day.

There is another important rallying contributor the Maharashtrian ladies supplying the ritual materials , its their monopoly and their right.

In the waters sponsored by the local corporator and the Municipality keep removing the spiritual waste and dry leaves debris that could choke fish life in the tank.

Once the puja gets over the bald head devotees give alms to the Beggars of Banganga.

The pickle sellers sweet sellers rudraksh sellers line the area leading to Banganga.. and on the way out the barbers are still busy chopping locks and giving a heady shine to the pate.

The armpit shaving is the most poetic scene that I capture without fail...this act of faith has the made in India quality ..Armpits have a reason to be eulogized where hair grows like shrubs and weeds and needs gardening too .. the smell of the Indian sweaty smelly Armpit could be compared to the fragrance and exotic breath of fresh air of Musk of Arabia .
And if the perfume makers did capture the fragrance of armpit smell in crowded local trains jam packed in Mumbai they could have a erogenous activating aphrodisiac to add to the much sexually maligned Kama Sutra manual.

Do It ..

Early Morning Shakir Spammed

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Subject: Attention :SHAKIR,

Attention :SHAKIR,
Barrister Godwin Chukwu
Principal Attorney, Godwin Okwuchukwu & Co. Chambers
Industriel Quartier des Elites,
Cotonou-Benin Republic.
Tel: +229 97782 695
Reply to

I am Barrister Godwin Chukwu,personal attorney to Late Mr.EARL SHAKIR,who used to work as the Director of Societe Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Petroliers (SONACOP), an Oil Company in Benin Republic, West Africa, here-in after shall be referred to as my client.

On October, 3rd 2004, my client, his wife and three Children were involved in a car accident at Cotonou-Abome express-road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives but all efforts proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his family tree using the last name to locate any of his family members hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating his fund valued at US$11.7 Million (Eleven Million, Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Cemac Bank Plc Cotonou, Republic of Benin where this fund is deposited.

The Bank has issued me a notice to provide his relative or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for years now, I seek your consent to present you as the rightful next of kin to my late client since you bear the same surname with him so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you, then you and me can share the money according to our contribution to boost the success of this transaction.

I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back up this claim, all I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You can call me immediately you receive this mail on +229 97782 695 to enable us discuss further.

I await your call and reply.

Best Regards,

Barrister Godwin Chukwu.
Reply to Email:

My Poem

dear barrister godwin chukwu
for getting in touch with
me via hot mail that
i never use thank you
that you are over
generous kind
among the few
the only friend
in this bad world
of scam i have
is an american jew
a single christian
a few hindus
your letter
of helpful intent
came like a jolt
from the blue
11.7 million US dollars
is a lot of money phew
i could give this
to mr kalmadi
to add to any loss
in the 77000 crores
that he might have
to put up too
in case there is a shortfall
n paying the volunteers
that his overseers
could not screw
as an Indian
to a fellow Indian
any help I will give
its barrister
gorrdon chukwu
when do i sign
on the dotted line
in lieu but
let me warn you
i am fucked broke
the banks are after
my balls so i have no
money to buy the
cleaning ink
to make blackened
dollars new
just wire
me the money
through havala
channels like
the politicians
i am sure
this easy task
you could do
instead of giving me
your hard earned money
80 %i offer you
from one shakir
to another shakir
a new pledge
a new bond

Hindus 2 Muslims 1

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on the soul
of our mother india
a national daily
makes more fun
thousands who died
because of a criminal act
unwarranted an evil deed done
but than the Indian ethos
of brotherhood and peace
says let bygones be bygones
lets start fresh two souls
but body one two eyes
of a nation the crescent
the rising sun lets
sort out our differences
amicably for the unborn
children of our daughters
our sons our loved ones
for we all are affected
when out house burns
the memories of the riots
haunt and return