Friday, June 22, 2012
Sheep Joke
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
Turkey Joke
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This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.
He had seen weirder, so he didn't think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
I Have Turned My Back on Facebook and Google+
shot by my dear friend from italy manuella
www.flickr.com/photos/manulella08/
walking barefeet
i decided not
make fuss
on the bleeding
cobblestones
of life
i have decided
i shall
miss the bus
social
networking
is not for us
shallow less
darkness
minus
color plus
ashes to ashes
burning logs
burning blogs
dust to dust
iron ore
as it rusts
bad to verse
on the
soul of my
poetry
a cosmic
curse
Nerjis Asif Shakir Believes The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword
Nerjis Asif Shakir Believes The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr.
a chip
of the old blog
thank you
lord the pen
the mouse
connected
to the umbilical
cord
within
the soul
of innocence
lies the
one and only
true god
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