Friday, June 22, 2012
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the
engine fails and
the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Fuck the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh.
He had seen weirder, so he didn't think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
shot by my dear friend from italy manuella
i decided not
on the bleeding
i have decided
miss the bus
is not for us
ashes to ashes
dust to dust
as it rusts
bad to verse
soul of my
Nerjis Asif Shakir Believes The Pen is Mightier Than The Sword, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr.
of the old blog
lord the pen
to the umbilical
one and only
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Ek Shahenshah Ne Banake Yeh Haseen Tajmahal Ham Gareebon Ki Mohabbat Ka Udaya Hai Mazak.. , a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Fli...