To Pee Or Not To Pee, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr. the thought that they may soon add service tax on peeing or shitting in public adds to his fears with no public toilets in the vicinity his poop like that of madams pet dog he might have to clear he is fed up of rising prices he sees onions onions onions in his dreams he has gone deaf in the ears almost blind he was recently booked for touching a woman inappropriately when he accidentally touched her rear with his walking stick the lady thought it was his private part..before it touched her disappeared he is confused he went to meet a saint a holy seer who told him to go take a spade and dig at the cemetery he will find gold it will magically appear he was caught by the cops for digging dead bodies he was sentenced for an year.. happy diwali to all of you happy new year poems as pictures pictures as poems hopelessly sincere a beggar poet with no career broken dreams deleted dreams fractured frontiers
Happy Diwali To All My Friends On Facebook.., a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr. Read the contents before you see the cover judge the book..inhale take a deep breath before you take another look..bright new year waits for you with open arms reciprocate get hooked ..beware of people who add you without profile photo ..beneath the empty space lurks a crook..or those with actors pictures that for the real person you mistook...deception fraud as a poke in every corner and nook.. forgive me for my shortcomings or any other bhul chuk..
narayan narayan special hug to mr kamal r khan .. his detractors 2 rupee people athook..
The Bollywood Filmy Goons Waiting For The Right Moment To Kidnap The Heroines Mother, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr. the don huge and bulbous was madly in love he had fallen accidentally a victim to cupids arrow for his sons ..pretty comely lissome tuition teacher she would not reciprocate his love she had given her heart body and soul to a driver of a school bus so the don decided to set his goons to kidnap the mother of his sons tuition teacher thus this was the scene i shot .. nonplus a car was waiting at the other end take her to the dons den use her as a bargaining tool without fuss
The Poor Mans Temple On The Road, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr. building street temples on the road god is everywhere it is told ..a prayer is gods call on hold only in india will you find godmen urging a dumb government to search for hidden gold but all the treasures stolen from the public lies hidden in swiss banks hundred fold a tip of the iceberg on the threshold under the houses of ministers bureaucrats fortunes untold in the caverns of temples a million fold mans mind is seeking wealth without toil..manifold going round round in circles with a blindfold moments sometimes hot and cold pure religion is respect for men women young and old dont hit children or scold.. humility the essence of every household