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A Message From Mr Asita Ali...God Bless

Dear Friend
I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I Hope that you
will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to
repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your
urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($16) million dollars to your

account .This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim.
I want the bank to release the money to you as a next of kin to our
deceased customer,

I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also
note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum while 50% will be
for me, and the other 10% will be for the expenses that will occur in this
transaction your full date's will be required, if you are interested or
you agree to handle this business with me as top secret. i am expecting your
urgent respond.


1) Your Full Name............
2) Your Age...................
3) Marital Status...........
4) …

Ministerji Ki Bhains ..,,Rape Ke Dar Se ,,No Chemical Romance

no they wont take a chance
even if you coax them.. they will
say we are not part of any alliance
we are product of trust reliance
wary of every stray bulls glance
on the soul of humanity we dance
we recently went on a foreign junket
we loved the well endowed bulls of france
libidinous  lecherous miss chanced
here we are with the dwarf of a master
who still wonders akkal badi yeh bhains
please dont forget to vote they nudged
me..before moving across the expanse
bulls are bulls always naughty they winked at me of democracy..ab ki bar
no chance...

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna ,,, Chalte Chalte

The one person in my family who has not forgotten Mr Rajesh Khanna is Nerjis Asif Shakir my grand daughter , when she met Sir she was a toddler 8 or 9 month old , and on the day I shot this he was very distressed but he had called me , and I bought my grand children , and this was perhaps the last time he met Nerjis .

Now Nerjis is about 2 year old and remembers Sirs name , house and very fond of Bala , we visit Bala from time to time ,,,

Dimplji has met Marziya Shakir but not met Nerjis , though Nerjis shot pictures of Ashirwad a few days before Sirs first anniversary..

What magic did he do on Nerjis I dont know ,, and he was totally fond of Marziya Shakir treating her like his own grand daughter he never had at that time ..

These are memories I shot and respectfully share with all of you.. I tailored his last suit for the Havel Fan ad By Mr Balki,,

And just a few days back I was searching some pattern of a client and my tailor handed me Mr Rajesh Khannas suit pattern that I hope to…