Friday, November 16, 2007

Episode 1- Witches of Armageddon

Episode 1- Witches of Armageddon
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The three hideous
Witches of Armageddon
Reminiscent of an Elizabethan Age
In the bubbling cauldron
Jefferson Carter
Firoze Shakir
Goldi Locks
All three poets
Poems burning in rage
Three little dolls
Being pricked
Their poetic souls
In a poem hunter cage
The Witches ably assisted
By a few disgruntled
Pederast perverted
Horny wizards of Oz
Who want their agenda to
Take centre stage
Collectively a battle
Of the Sexus Nexus Plexus
They wage
Defecating hate
Comments on my poetry
Web page
These meddlesome minions
Their pee sized brains
In a pre developmental stage
Hurts on my lashed soul
Repeated beatings on
My generous genitalia
Jung Adler Freud
And my anal stage

Dear Satanic Angel Face

Dear Satanic Angel Face
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indian rat snake

Dear Satanic Angel Face
Sorry about your memory loss
And your heart ache
But it was not long time back
In the back seat of a Black Buick
Your slut of a mother
With her legs wide open
Her orgasm did fake
100 %as much was at stake
She had torn the prophylactic
So that she could cheat and heart break
while she was being humped by
The moron hunch back Judd Jake
She did much
His sexually thirst to slake
As his member was the length of a snake
Splurting his come like a milk shake
In the bargain a rotten
Slithery Bitch like you she did make
Yes all is fair in love and war
Poetry for poetry’s sake
All I am is just me
A creamy layered lining on the cake
That a Miss Lousy Louisiana
Kitchen Queen helped to bake
You stupid American bitch
You thought I will sit quietly
As you and other
Witches of Armageddon
My multicolored ass take
Satanic faced Angel that was
Your juvenile mistake
Now my scorched
Retributive black humor
You can partake
Without any hydraulic brake
You in your sucked corner
Me in Mumbai
Feel the poetic earthquake
A single poem
To keep you awake
Tara Mc Dowlin is no big shake
A potty mouthed perforated
Hate filled machine
Who will have to take another
Karmic rebirth
To eat this
Indian Rat snake

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An Elizabethan Ode

An Elizabethan Ode
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Menstrual morbidity
Vaginal veracity
Phallic pomposity
Tumescent tenacity
Seminal scarcity
Poetic priority
Freedom of expression
To write what I want to write
Without being condemned
By Elizabethan atrocity
Her brainless incapacity
Her mindless antiquity
Serpentine senility
Debilitating disability
Or her hyperactive human body hating
Hostility incorrigible inadequacy

Yes she was born cloned from
The midwifes slip
Her fathers penis her mothers
Vagina did not rip
Seminal fluids without a drip
No if this is vulgarity you may give
It a skip
Elizabethan ode and a memory trip
Its not always nice shooting Indian
Poets whom you once loved
From the hip
Hitting them on the cyber net
As corrosive comments
With your cat o nine whip
Yes this American art of
Influencing people destroying friendship
Sweet Viking goddess
Has lost her memory chip

Poemhunter Teleserial "Witches of Armageddon "

Poemhunter Teleserial "Witches of Armageddon "
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Elysabeth Faslund (11/13/2007 1:11:00 PM)
If you notice, he cannot! write anything without these words: vaginal, menstrual, c-ck, d-ck, seminal fluid, and others...he's got a serious hangup and promotes it about a censorship of just HIM! xxxElysabeth

Venice Angel (11/13/2007 1:02:00 PM)
I agree with you 100%, he is a fake poet & everyone knows by now

Come kiss my ass
Venice and Elysabeth a nice poetic time pass
What I write is none of your business
You who dark skinned poets love to harass
At least I don’t write it on your white ass
You both are the most pathetic creatures
Censorship serious hang up
Coming from you
Living in houses made of glass
Yes as a snake slithering sly
You do in evil intentions surpass

Yes I love human body fluids
Yes I love human body parts
So don’t look shocked or aghast
you both frozen maiden
cold blooded what would you know
of love making with your two penny
wooden hearts
go join a nunnery
leave it for the worms
a part that has lost its ballast
with a Poet Icon Jefferson Carter
I stand fast
You your wolf pack leader
Tara Mc Towel frustrated
Poet failure some enthusiast
All of you as
Witches of Armageddon
I recast on poem hunter
As a Mini serial of Racist hate
Telecast ..

Childhood Never Goes

Childhood Never Goes
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Life at a traffic signal
Running after rickshaws cars
Motor cycles scooters
Fisticuffs and blows
As the person in the car
A few coins throw
His generosity shows
Pictures that I on your
Bedridden souls compose
Turner road traffic signal throes
Unthatched thoughts of Firoze
Photographer No 1
A Shia Thug in Sufi clothes
Through pictures and poems
A world expose.
A Rose by another name
Is a thorn pricked rose
*CNG inscribed on the rickshah
That means
Childhood never goes

*CNG on the ricksha is Comressed Natural gas on which it runs..

Girl Child on the Move

Girl Child on the Move
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Within my heart a girl child resides
Outside my shop
The girls progressively move
Leaps and strides
These future destiny’s brides
Education is their inalienable
Mankind’s hope
Mankind’s pride
A thought nation wide
Be their father friend
Their future guide
They and our nation’s growth
Side by side

Oh ! Hail Mary Full of Grace

Oh ! Hail Mary Full of Grace
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Monochromatic mysticism
Hides her face
James Cameron
Big bucks
Will penetrate
Titanic disgrace
More layers
Of unbreakable Faith
He will try to expose
For more fame
Hurting religious sentiments
That Christians embrace
Adding to further hate
The Word of God
The Mother of God
A Christian thought
He cannot erase
Hail Mary full of grace
The rise and fall of a human race
In this world live and let live
Has no place
A dying soul
No breathing space

similarity breeds contempt

similarity breeds contempt
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a street poetry
of words exempt
breeds contempt
stilted thought
i did attempt
a cart before the horse
pre empt

Sandesh's Story

Sandesh's Story
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I shot this picture late in the night I was on my way after closing my shop and at the Turner Road Traffic Signal I noticed Sandesh the beggar kid writhing in pain , he had a fractured hand, hesitantly I came to know he was not bringing much money so teach him a lesson his uncle broke his hand with a stick, I immediately gave him some money to get it plastered at local free municipal hospital.He came the next evening with his plastered hand I drew some funny stuff on the plaster, he felt very happy.But the follwing day I was in for a much greater shock his hand was as bent as ever he had gor rid of the plaster, I told him it was not right what he had done, he just grumbled that he could not bear the itching and the heat within the plaster.He promised me he would leave for his home town and it would heal.
I met him again on his return from his home town and his hand had healed.
So the poor kid alaso has self healing powers I realised..and faith in their battered beaten and bruised bodies...

Fractured childhood
Fractured hand
Turner Road
Traffic signal
No mans land
Driven away
But back
Beggar mafia
Political clout
Magic wand
That you and me
Would not understand
Money changing hands
Raw wounds
more wounds brands
from one signal to
another signal expands

How to perform Tantric Fellatio

How to perform Tantric Fellatio
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How To Perform Fellatio

Whether you use the technical term fellatio or call it a blow job, going down on a man, or giving him head, performing fellatio is an act that requires a lot of trust and a little bit of knowledge. Social messages about fellatio suggest that guys love it so much they don’t care about technique. In reality there is a lot of variation in fellatio skills, and knowing how to read your partner, what to do to him, and when to do it can make all the difference…
Time Required: Fellatio can be fast and dirty or slow and seductive, no set time required.
Here's How:
1.Start him off nice and clean.
Social stigma seems to focus on the taste of women’s genitals more than men’s. In fact men can smell and taste just as strong as women. If you're new to fellatio, you might be worried about taste and smell. If so, suggest a sexy bath or shower together and start with a clean slate. You can also add a bit of flavored personal lubricant to his penis or put on a flavored condom, which is great for safer oral sex.
2.Physical comfort is key.
You can’t have fun and perform well if you’re not physically comfortable, and fellatio can put a strain on your neck and jaw. Kneeling before him on a pillow, while he’s standing or sitting, gives you good range of motion and plenty of access. If you’ve had bad experiences with fellatio where you felt lack of control, have him on his back and crouch in between his legs. Giving head can put you in a major power position, if you like that feeling then go for it.
3.Tease him with touch.
Using your hands first, gently caress his inner thighs, penis, testicles, and perineum, paying attention to his reactions (verbal and facial) as you touch certain spots. The most sensitive spot on a guy’s penis is the head (known as the glans), especially the frenulum, an indentation between the glans and the shaft on the underside of the penis. You might want to brush up on your knowledge of male sexual anatomy , to know what you’re working with.
4.Give him a lick.
Follow up with your tongue, exploring the same terrain using slow wide strokes with your tongue. Don’t be afraid to use lots of saliva, as this natural lube feels great and helps create friction and suction. There are many STDs that can be passed during fellatio, using flavored condoms is a great way to practice safer sex and deal with any taste you may not like. It is also a perfect way to get guys who say they have difficulty with condoms, to gladly put one on.
5.Take him in your mouth.
When he’s semi-erect, slowly guide your lips over the tip of his penis, making sure your lips cover your teeth as you slide gently down his shaft as far as you’re comfortable. Keep your mouth taut, as the pressure from your lips will feel great as they glide down the penis. Putting him in your mouth before he is fully erect is a good way of getting comfortable with the size of his penis, particularly if he is in the larger range.
6.Watch the gag reflex.
If you’re not adept at deep throat (taking the whole penis in your mouth), don’t try it or you’ll trigger the gag reflex. It’s not necessary and a similar effect can be achieved with the hand and mouth technique described below. With practice, you can learn to relax your gag reflex and take in more of the penis.
7.Use your mouth and tongue.
As your head travels up the underside of the penis, flatten your tongue so it gives his frenulum a nice wide, wet stroke. Don’t be afraid to try different types of licks or kisses—the lips feel good when popped over the ridge of the penis—but perform each stroke repeatedly before changing to give consistent pleasure.
8.Have fun with the foreskin.
If your partner is uncircumcised, insert your tongue into the foreskin and circle around the head with it. You can also use your fingers to gently massage the head through the foreskin, alternating with deep tongue licks.
9.Using your mouth and hand, tip #1.
A great blow job incorporates both hands and mouth. Place one hand around the shaft of his penis while you move up and down on the top half of his penis. Try coordinating your movements so your hand and mouth are going up and down in unison. If you're partner is thrusting, your hand will prevent his penis from being pushed too far into your mouth.
10.Using your mouth and hand, tip #2.
If he likes this combination, bring your hand all the way up the shaft (following your mouth), remove your mouth briefly, use your palm to slide and twist over the head (as if you were juicing an orange), and then glide your hand back down followed by your mouth again. Repeat.
11.Let him come.
When he’s ready to orgasm, keep your movements consistent and firm—don’t slack off. Once he starts ejaculating, see him through with a few strokes and then stop, as most men don’t want continued stimulation once they’ve ejaculated and had an orgasm.
12.To swallow or not to swallow?
This decision is entirely up to you. There's nothing wrong with you if you don't want to, but it's nice to let your partner know it's nothing personal. If you don't want to swallow, and you aren’t familiar with the signs of imminent ejaculation , let him know you want a warning. Remove your mouth as he's about to ejaculate, and continue hand stroking through his orgasm.
1.Don’t forget the rest of his body. The scrotum and testicles (balls) are particularly sensitive, and most men like them to be stimulated. Try lightly licking or touching his testicles during oral sex. He might also like them to be cradled gently in one of your hands. Some men go wild when you place your hand around the top of the scrotum and gently tug down.
2.You can also apply pressure to his perineum (the spot between his anus and his penis) with one or two fingers, as this also can feel good.
3.He might like wearing a butt plug during fellatio for added prostate stimulation. Or you can apply pressure to his anus with one of your fingers.

Its like eating a banana
Yogic sensation
Without the peel
A moment of love
Tandav tumescence
With hot lips you seal
Kundalini tantric fellatio
While you take him
Full in the mouth
While you kneel
Seminal spirituality
Fully throated feel
Her tongue on your
Shaft tingles to squeal
Her crocodile teeth your
Pleasure won’t conceal
Wetness of her mouth
As you’re ideal
A flaccid feeling now
As hard as steel
Aromatic flavors
As it reveals
Surreal Sexuality
in a few drops
As meal
Orgiastic hallucinations
Sex appeal
Like driving a car
Without a steering wheel
So if your marriage
is on the rocks
Give fellatio a chance
Get over the marital ordeal