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They Shoot Horses Don't They.

This horse who gives rides to kids is perplexed he finds Man very complex Man a product of misplaced Sex.

Had his father drunkenly not forced himself on his mother a case of sexual excess he was accidentally born a pain in the neck a total wreck

Once in his hey days he turned women on he looked like Gregory Peck.. But now sadly he is on a drunken drug addicted trek. Oedipus Rex

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An Ode To Buffalo Meat

My wife says I have gone crazy shooting buffalo meat.
She says why don't you shoot fish mutton or whatever the government  wants us to eat

Meat that will one day become our national geet  soon we will be eating soybeans  and wheat. Our life depends on what you Tweet

Man  Ki  Bat Man  ka Meet

She said if Twitter was a highschool the same class with Trolls 15 times you will repeat Jack  Dorsey  from register  your name will delete

Biz Stone a generous man might just give you reprieve absent without leave.

Luckily you won't be tied to a jeep because shawls you do not weave

Pelting stones of Retweets

Sufism Healing Light Shot by Firoze Shakir

GSB Seva Mandal Ganesha King Circle Dedicated To Late Mr Dinesh Pai

Reaching Out to Yahoo Customer Care,,

God save you from the Robots at @Flickr @FlickrHelp @marissamayer @verizon @timarmstrongaol @boazimages

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reaching out to Yahoo customer care
a pain of a New Zealander I share
read her blog ..but does Flickr care
run by robots who scare ..running
around in circles everywhere oh
Courtney dumb bimbo no flair
sitting on an armchair ,,driving you
crazy I swear my friend Boaz locked
out of Flickr due to one of their outage
why cant you make it simple easier
if you are locked out at Flickr even
Cybernetic God wont answer your prayer
you are forever ensnared ...

gasping for goddamn air ..

3 Years of Progress and Development Up Against A Wall

Mubarak ho  apko  tarrakki  ke 3 sal  #gaurakshak ne udhed  di musalmanon  ki khal ap  rahe  khamosh banke  deewar.. Waqt  ke Sarkar.

Swach Bharat Shooting Garbage As Fine Art Bandra Bazar Road

She said Hold Your Nose

the tragedy of being
firoze god almighty
has shut all doors
a tennis malang of
bandra once a well paid
well laid corporate whore
in a high end fashion store
a single occupation profession
others he had no money to
explore ..garbage as fine art
wont ever seem like an eye sore
humility is lifes essence and core
what god has given is sufficient
why ask for more and implore
said dear friend Meld hold your nose
a visual reawakened the soul of my
poetry ..the mind has so many words
in this computer store ..a lion is a lion
because of its roar ..sometimes a boat
sails on water it needs no oars ,,
photography for me has now become
a domestic chore ..shooting pictures
evolve as stories through revolving doors

this is my 10467 poem at @flickr









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Sweet Abigail

I fell in love with a girl Abigail
She had fetish for wearing the veil
Once I got her drunk my sorry tale
Abigail turned out to be male

I almost had a heart fail.
When I saw a beard beneath her veil

Last I heard sweet Abigail is in jail
For card cloning Abigail's real name was Gayle.. Her lovers whom she duped still on her trail.


Cut the Bullshit #Flickr ..You will never give us a photo editor

Verizon will be calling the shots
a murky plot after disappearance
of Aviary gets thicker and thicker
i am happy that i dont speak with
a forked tongue i am certainly
not an asslicker ..nor nose picker


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Endangered Specie In Bandra Jesus Hunted By The BMC Mumbai

Jesus was spending his last days at Bandra  peaceful place  BMC wanted to demolish his crosses remove every trace. Hail Mary Full of Grace .

Sonu Nigam Quitting Twitter Is Media National News

Media has no original stories to tell  hit hard by Sonu  Nigam  quitting Twitter they yell.. Celebrity news sells.. Others can go to hell.

Showing Hindu Muslim divide is what they know well  licking the ass of politicians can  Media ever Rebel big bucks holds them in a vicious  spell.

If you can rehabilitate the Victoria operators why not the beef butchers

Good Bye Yahoo The End Is Near

Good bye Ms Marissa Mayer
you tried hard but a sinking ship
to the shores you could not steer
we at Flickr will miss you dear ..
Goodbye Flickr Help wish you
a speedy recovery lots of cheer
We are now under a new master
Verizon Tim Armstrong ,,our new
King Lear ..goodbye to all those
who at Yahoo far and near ..
Goodbye to a Bad Rubbish
Yahoo Copyright ,,useless
wretched pack of lawyer
wannabes who watched impotently
as our pictures got stolen here ..

Welcome Verizon please be kind
considerate human to us Flickr
photographers cream of cream
every photostream..our voices
please do hear ..

Good Bye Yahoo with your
myopic glasses you never read
the writing on the wall that said
in Florescent words of Imagery

The End Is Near ..
You got the big bucks
on our blood sweat and tears .


My parting gift of a pom to  @marissamayer

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I sometimes wonder what is there to see on my timeline here at Flickr as my most viewed set Hijras of India over 22000 images is disabled from public view including the set on Crossdressers .

I have used my photography as an instrument of knowledge to show you an India that hardly anyone shoots .I shoot simplicity humility and hospitality of India ,

As a photographer I am a Shia Sufi Hindu Christian but not an atheist ,..I would love to go to Lumbini shoot Buddhism but I dont have the resources ,,

My next trip is to Khamakhya hopefully ..

I have not upgraded my camera since 2011 ,,

However I love to shoot videos ,,stills dont turn me on as videos do..videos take you into the heart soul of what you are shooting it gives you euphoria sense of drama exhilaration lol some cheap thrills too.. and You Tube is a great search engine though I am a Flickr user ,,viewers hardly come here ,,so I use You Tube as my archive of moving images ,

I hate the fucked up You Tube editor I use Windows Movi…

My Photo Gurus Late Mr KG Maheshwari Late Mr BW Jatkar

Marriammen Feast Madraswadi Worli 2017..Documentary

Marriammen Feast 2017 Madraswadi Worli Part 3 Shot by Firoze Shakir

Marriammen Feast 2017 Madraswadi Worli Part 2 Shot by Firoze Shakir

Marriammen Feast 2017 Madraswadi Worli Part 1 Shot by Firoze Shakir

Ajmer Sharif Urus 2006 6 Shot By Firoze Shakir

Ajmer Sharif Urus Series 3 Shot By Firoze Shakir 2006

Ajmer Sharif Urus 2006 Hijras at Ajmer Firoze Shakir

A Mother Weeps ..

Than they came for Jesus
At De Monte Street  Bandra
Demolishing his Heritage
Of Peace in the Name of
Progress and Development.

demolishing a harmless cross
using bulldozers bludgeoning
Bandras christian ethos..
only BMC can be so gross .
anti minority is what comes across
on a high horse .unnecessary force
no regrets no apologies no remorse
sab ka sath sab ka vikas ..hollow words
empty words soul of humanity total loss

Ajmer Sharif Urus 2006 Shot on Film 2 Firoze Shakir

What will President Trump Talk on Islam

he will talk about
terrorists bred in
animal farms
suicide bombers
with bombs fixed
in alarms
to appease the
soul of Wahabbi
Islam..he will
stay calm .
relationship with
Saudis he wont
wish to harm
as Yemen bleeds
no healing balm
next President
Trump will be
coming to India
to speak about
Hinduism in
relevance
to Jai Shree
Ram..
hope he talks
about neglected
American war veterans
who fought in Afghanistan
Vietnam..

Ajmer Urus 2005 Shot on Film..

The Great Sufi Master Syed Masoom Ali Baba Madari Asqan

The Hijras of India shot by Firoze Shakir

GSB Seva Mandal King Circle Ganesha other stories

My Walk Bandra Darshan 4 Shot by Firoze Shakir

The Soul And Spirit of Bandra Dedicated to Sweet Lissom Sandra

My Walk 3 Bandra Darshan

My Walk 2 Bandra Darshan

My Daily Walk My Street Images Bandra Darshan 1

Bollywood Strugglers Outside Sharukh Khans House

Mumbai Pride Shot By Firoze Shakir

Deewar by Wall Art Artist Ranjit Dahiya Tribute to Senior Bachchan

Bathing giving medication to stay dogs at Bandra Bandstand

Lost Illusions British Residency Lucknow shot by Firoze Shakir

Lucknow City of My Birth Through The Camera Eye Of Firoze Shakir 1

Lucknow City of My Birth Through The Camera Eye Of Firoze Shakir 1

My Walk Bandra 2 Shot By Firoze Shakir

My Walk Bandra 2 Shot By Firoze Shakir

My Walk Bandra 1 Shot By Firoze Shakir

Tin Lady of Bandra

she is a migrant
from modijis gujrat
a gujrat model
political posturings
as art ,,
she slogs from morning
to evening collecting used oil tins
from provision stores she has no
cart ..but she is strong robust
woman of india with a very big heart
all politicians motor mouths talk of
women emancipation..her dreams they
could not thwart..
one day she told me passionately
when she has made enough money 'her own
 second hand bhangar shop she will start
necessity is the mother  of invention has made her
'street smart ,,,

its only people in high places that gain from sab ka ath sab ka vikas garib raste pe udas ,,

Marriamen Feast 2 Juhu Nehru Nagar Shot By Firoze Shakir Shot on Cano...

Marriamen Feast 1 Juhu Nehru Nagar Shot By Firoze Shakir Shot on Cano...

In Our Country Progress And Development Begins And Ends With The Cow

dividing the nation between
Hindus Muslims the agony of
living on the planet of the Cows

our soldiers on the borders butchered
bodies mutilated decapitated to our
politicians it does not matter somehow
they are busy issuing Adhar Card for our
Cows ..passion s to kill arouse ..
with their army of Gau Rakshaks blood
thirsty extortionists state sponsored
hooligans gifted endowed .

Pehlu Khan
Akhlaque
forgotten
lynched
for he sake
of the Cow

Our Supreme Leader sanctimoniously silent
he has taken a vow render to God what belongs
to God render surrender the Muslim man on
the Altar of the Holy Cow its only Triple Talaq
I am against it too that he raises his arched
eyebrows ..

Beware if they find beef in your refrigerator
you are not even safe in your own house

The New Public Toilet At Bandra Bandstand Opp Salman Khans House

A lady socialite used new toilet door she closed tired she dozed the door would not open she gave it blows till she froze .bleeding nose.
Oh Firoze!
i am happy
you did not say
how gross
politicians take credit
 for building
toilets opposite
salman khans house
he should oppose

but than his fans
holding on to their bladder
had to rush to the seafront
excitement overflows
man is nothing but a
watering hose
even toilet poetry can be better
than toilet prose ..

a beautiful spot for being human
the BMC chose ..breaking Christians
crosses is all they know ,,, ergo

About Goddess Marriammen Goddess Of Fertility Juhu Nehru Nagar

Māri (Tamil: மாரி), also known as Mariamman (Tamil: மாரியம்மன்) and Mariaai (Marathi: मरी आई), both meaning "Mother Mari", spelt also Maariamma (Tamil: மாரியம்மா), or simply Amman or Aatha (Tamil: அம்மன், "mother") is the South Indian Hindu goddess of rain. She is the main South Indian mother goddess, predominant in the rural areas of Tamil Nadu, Karnataka, Andhra Pradesh and Maharashtra. Māri is closely associated with the Hindu goddesses Parvati[1]and Durga[2] as well as with her North Indian counterpart Shitaladevi. Goddess Mariamman and Goddess Kali are closely associated with each other.

Festivities for her happen during the late summer, early autumn season of "Aadi". Throughout the Tamil Nadu and deccan region, grand festival known as "Aadi Thiruvizha" are taken for Maariamman. Her worship mainly focuses on bringing rains and curing diseases like cholera, smallpox, and chicken pox.

She is worshipped in accordance to the local agamas as &q…

All my Marriammen Feast Nehru Nagar 2017 Pictures Videos at Flickr.com

Marriammen Feast Nehru Nagar Juhu Shot By Me

Pitru paksha 2 shot by Froze Shakr

Lucknow Street Life British Residency 1 Shot by Firoze Shakir

British Residency 2 Lucknow Street Photography

Crosses Of Bandra Endangered Specie In Bandra ..Thanks to Bloodthirsty BMC

6 more crosses besides the De Monte Street  Cross will be demolished by the BMC