Liberal Pussy Poetry Forum Awards

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Liberal Pussy Forum Awards
Chief Guest Hillary and Obama capital stock
Convener Bollinger of Columbia University
In California at 5 oclock
The best of poetry and discussion
As they unlock

Best poet award on the block
Goes to Eagle Hawk

Best poem as Commodity Stock
Trade Martins Liberal Pussy that wont Talk

Second best poem to rock and knock
Trade Martins I am not Schmuck check my Jock
You Jingle Jangle Jug head schlock

Best World heavy weight Poet’s trophy
For the best knock
Miss Sherry and Miss Courtney
Mental Block

Best Limerick Award
Posthumously awarded to
poet braywell
Racist Poet
Gangubai the Gonorrheal Whore
In much shock

Best Veterans Award
Goes to Ted Sheridan
Bukowiski angst on the chopping block

Hubcap Shithead Synchrony Award
At goes to Goldy Locks

Best Omar Khayam Rubaiyat Award
At Poem Hunter Forum
Goes To Howlin Dervesh
Now stranded in Iraq

firoze shakir

John Dixon aka Howlin Dervesh passed away recently one of my very dear friends who saved my muticolored ass from racist poets at Poemhunter .. May His Soul RIP