The Nepali Seller Of Salajeet

The Nepali Seller Of Salajeet, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1.

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he sells ek mukh rudraksh
lucky amulets and sala jeet
salajeet to raise your
languishing libido
add some extra
horse power and heat
he told me it
would make me
more virile
making me
last longer
on the bed
on the floor
in the lift
on the kitchen table
under the shower
on the dining table
when two parts meet
his salajeet from nepal
was called palang tod
with the best whores
i could compete
i casually told him
my girlfriend
was a transvestite
from lahore
fair tall
with buck teeth
memories
of her love bites
things she loved
to eat
said the nepali
salajeet seller
his salajeet
the worlds best
salajeet
was sweeter
more tastier
than buck wheat
he continued
my prowess
would be doubled
would not deplete
i could go on 'screwing
my transvestite '
even if she was
a CW Games
competing
athlete
his salajeet
was manna
from heaven
for my loaf bread
my sweet love meat
nepali salajeet
here he gestured
raising his hand '
once you enter
you just wont retreat
pushing it in
pushing it out
within the labial folds
of a wet sweaty
bed sheet
before he could
add more
on his salajeet
i paid him 1000
bucks in indian money
a story offbeat
if i was not satisfied
he would return my money
he signed on the receipt
in conclusion
i did try the nepali salajeet
it turned out
to be cow dung horse shit
monkey urine
crocodile semen
mixed with soda ash
turning my soul to rubber
instead of concrete

i lost my transvestite lady love
she married the nepali salajeet cheat
i was conned because of my false
bloated libidinous conceit