Bandra Is a Tourist Attraction Too

Bandra Is a Tourist Attraction Too, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1.

these foreigners
were searching
for bollywood
houses to view
they had been
to galaxy
to shoot salman
khans house
but the crowds
at band stand
drove them wild
so to
sharukhs house
they flew here
they saw mannat
clicked pictures
the watch man
would not allow
them to pass through
they than went to pali hill
to shoot ranbirs bungalow
krishna raj were surprised
ranbir came out
wished them
thank you
they next came to
john abrahams pad
no sign of bispasha basu
but they spotted
johns cute butt
showing through
they saw he was
kick boxing
doing kung fu
finally they came
to saif kareenas house
thats when I shot
them for all of you
but i refused their offer
when they asked me
to take them
to amitabh bachchan
abhishek
aishwaryas house
i told them
politely
i had a lot
of work to do
i could not
possibly 'take
them to juhu
or to hrithik roshan
vivek oberois house
which is close to
every other venue
in relation to
but they pleaded
they wanted to meet
akshay kumar
khatron ka khiladi
all his pictures
in their country
they had viewed
but i told them
i was far too busy
on facebook
my house within
a house
on world view
saying
this
i shook hands
bid them adieu
but they held me back
took my mug shot
to show to their
friends in peru