IVAN THE BORE
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Ivan the Bore
Son of a Whoring Bitch
came out from
the disembowelled corpse
of an Armageddon Witch
who burst her bag
in a poem hunter ditch
you can come to Mumbai
learn to sell trinkets
and drag costumes stitch
you can bring Ian Bowel
as your assistant
but learn Hindi
and soon become
Bollywoods Most Wanted Rich
No 1000 poems
No narcisstic Sales pitch
dedicated to my Master and GuruDavid Hazell
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