Saturday, September 1, 2007

AJS Shooting Bim Bombay Boys

photo courtesy
google images..

There are big game hunters over the worlds that go to shoot wild animals in Africa; such is blood sport, an ultimate high.
Now there is another variety of hunters, who also hunt, but not wild animals, they are the poet hunters , the racist Australian poet hunters there sport is shooting little Indian boys , the founder of this bloody sport fondly called Massah AJS , calls this sport unsportingly Bim Bombay Boy .
So he charters a Quantas flight from Tweed head to Mumbai.
The Mumbai variety has the right flavor, curried spicy lickaciously loquacious..
Now AJS gets of at Sahar Airport, takes a Cool Cab, telling the driver a handsome lad,earrings, turban on his head that nostalgically looks like a bleeding tampon, he tells him that he wants to shoot Bim Bmbay Boy.
Now the driver is none but the elusive B Cube.short for Bim Bombay Boy
He smiles unctuously and drops our poet hunter at the notorious red light area called Mumbai Cages-what happens there read on..

Massha AJS big time Bombay Bim Hunter
Was dropped by the cunning driver at the Mumbai Cages
At the door of Gangubai the Gonorrheal Whore
Her large kohl eyes betel stained lips thick makeup
Such was her show window decor
She, her huge pendulous tits like a female Hulk Hogan
Her whole weight on our hunter bore
She pulled him out of his cargo trousers
And soon began to explore
She pulled his little weenie teeny member patting his
Diseased testicles she began playing the score
While our hunter kept shouting Bim Bombay Boy
She thought he wanted more
Like a trapped hyena this racist Australian poet
Began to roar forgive me I won’t hunt
Bim Bombay boys anymore
Nothing doing said Gangubai the Gonorrheal whore
All this while our Hero no1B Cube
was watching the Tamasha from a side door
shooting pictures sexually implicit and hardcore
Now exhausted AJS Massah collapsed
They carried him back in the cab
And dumped him offshore
In Mumbai as on Poem hunter
This story has become a part of
Poetic justice and Anti-Racist Folklore

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