Saturday, April 17, 2010

Recreating Bombay In Uttar Pradesh

fed up
with the harsh
treatment
meted
out to the bhaiyya
of her state
madame Maya Worthy ji
came up
with a thought
highly original
inventive and brave
she has asked
all the bhaiyyas
to leave mumbai
for them a new city
called Bombay
near Amethi
she will recreate
the bhaiyyas
she will re instate
change their
migrant kismet
their fate
she is certain
with the job
opportunities
no taxes
this new city
she will upgrade
a new gateway of india
chatrapatti shivaji terminus
the bandra worli sea link
gazdar bandh
nostalgia of mumbai
she has asked nitin desai
to replicate
money for this
herculean task
from the state treasury
she will donate
UP's Bombay with
Maharashtra's Mumbai
she will equate
invite all heavy weights
give benefits cut rates
make this new tax haven
Indias most
wanted real estate

but than came a jolt
when her secretary told her
first
the bhaiyyas must mutate
should be willing
from mumbai
to uttar pradesh
migrate
before you open
the flood gates
said the state astrologer
madame i see
rahul gandhijis
name on
your door plate
till the next elections
lets wait
let bombay and mumbai
be the
oppositions headache

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