Thursday, July 5, 2007

Surrogate Motherhood

The Indian girl child does a mothers job and it comes very naturally to her , a gift by a miserly God.
The Indian male in an impoverished home that is a shanty near the railway tracks, works as a labourer , mostly he is jobless , so he is horny as hell, his wife works on neigbouring farm , the little blighter ably cared by the girl child.Mother comes home sweaty tired , man goes for her , he needs his daily bread , fuck sleep and snore..
no noisy condoms no fraragrant condoms, unsheathed irony of male belligerency.
So she is pregnant again., soon they will pack the bags hit the road to Amchi Mumbai.. he will play cards with hs cronies, she pregnant will make flower garlands, little girl child will sell it at the traffic signal..See the eunuchs the lepers, the older boys as horny as their inumerable fathers.The little girl child makes a good child mother ably trained..so one night she is waylaid in the dark near the the Mount Mary steps impregnated , a few drops of blood to appease the Goddess of Sex.
Soon her belly starts showing, father beats her , mother cries little child, and also the newly arrived child cries..than a calm a sense of satifaction , 3 children to rent out , to other beggar kids..
Beggar kids are the biggest child molesters.
The 10 and 12 year old with their earnings rob jeans tshirts from the clothesline at Waroda Road get their ear pierced , a walkman and the gait changes, the beggar girl child who thinks she is Shilpa Shetty now starts seeing her male admirer as Bollywoods heart throb.. there are film stories happening on the traffic signal much before Madhukar Bhandarkar was born...
The poorer Eunuch beggars sometimes catch these young studs , everybody needs body warmth especially in Mumbai monsoonal showers..
I am not much of a story teller but a single picture can make me voluminous..Wife grumbles even Javed Akhtar has started selling his poems as Ads for Cement .. when will you stop writing and start making money, I see her asleep tip toe walk in the rains to hit the computer keys at my shop.. to empty out myself..to connect with all of you finger pushers on the key board of Lifes Misery.

You Telecom ..Sleepless In Mumbai

firoze shakir to Customer
show details 3:52 pm (0 minutes ago)

My house net went dead day before yesterday, I stay at Bandra Reclamation..
I called up all the people at You telecom that I have access to
Mr Ganesh Karkare
Mr Anmol
Mr Ganesh technician
I was promised it would be taken care of.The same day when I came home I found the net still dead.I sent messages to all three,
Ganesh technician said as there was a power cut at Bandra reclamation , he would send someone in the morning.The person came at 5 pm in the evening Mr Vinod , I was at my shop he said there was something wrong with the Modum , he was taking it to the office to have it checked.
He never returned ,
Their is no Internet at my house for more than 36 hours .
I have walked to my shop at 4 am today to send my greivance and this message to you.
I had this same problem of a defective modum at my shop too, attended also by Vinod.So what is your excuse this time.
I think all your modums are trash that you bought it from some flea market , repaired it and dumped it on us.You charge me monthly rent for this.
I will not write all this unecessarily being an existent customer 113650 since August 2005 .
Your customer care guys are totally clueless, you have replied my mail yesterday when I gave the link to Flickrs post
that I published.
Otherwise you care a damn.
I as a customer of Iqara have suffered but took it in my stride.
Than you became You Telecom it has been a living nightmare.
The link , your fibre problems yet we continued, my son Asif Shakir had discontinued with Iqara , this time I coaxed him to reconnect with You Telecom.I have nothing personal, but as a creative person it hurts terribly.
Your President your top honchos dont care at all, this sucks.
You dont even send a note of apology,
You have taken everyone for a big ride..
I prompltyl for almost an year would send cheques to your office as no one bothered to come and collect it.
I am sent unecessary reminders on my mobile even after giving the cheques to Robert.
My house You Telecom bill never comes .
I mean you can send it on my email address , but you like to spam my wretched soul with mobile messages.
I do not want to pay bills online so why keep rubbing this..
I am publishing this on all my websites.
Firoze Shakir
Photographerno1
photographerno1.blogspot.com
photographerno1.wordpress.com
www.flickr.com/photos/firozeshakir/
message sent by Gmail.

Tom Do You Like It -Unlearning Photography

I left the Shrine ,I was totally drenched , drained this happened five years back and I am still drained and drenched, I saw this child mother and the child, now stop listening to my words , look deep into the eyes of this child , he is a better photographer than me he needs no camera he has shot me brilliantly, keeping exposure in mind, no compensation, perhaps he underexposed me by 1 stop, to saturate my multi colored disposition..he did not care horse shit for Cartier Bressons decisive moment , he with his camera eyes had frozen time , he had captured me my timelessness, this my friends I call Unlearning Photography.Now tell me honestly did I shoot him with my Dick Head Nikon D 70 or did he shoot me with the camera vision in his inner eyes,,the crowds are waiting for free food, khichda, a gruel of various dals with chunky pieces of mutton kind courtesy the Iranian hoteliers of Hyderabad , may their tribe increase , they do this without any show or pomp..I consider them the pride of Charrminar...

This is my favourite Hussain Tekri Jaorah picture , we all have the hunger , but seldom do we appease it by the right food of thought.
I learnt if someone wh could beat photographerno1 t his pictorial game it was this little child..he was talking to me ..Fuck Shakir see how I shoot you, without camera roll or a Igb card..

All I could say was thank you DO YOU LIKE IT ..MY AMERICAN PHOTO GURU...I SAW YOU IN THE EYES OF THIS LTTLE KID AND I AM CRYING AS I LOST A FRIEND IN A DELUGE THAT SWEPT HIM AND HIS PICTURES AWAY FROM BUZZNET ...
BE HAPPY WHEREVER YOU ARE ..
PIXELTOPIA
DUSTYLENSCAP
ARLOSMOM
FUCK THE ENTIRE BROTHERHOOD OF BUZZNET PHOTOGRAPHERS REMEMBER YOU EVEN ASSFUCKED BUZZBOT...

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

god created woman to mock womanhood

god made man
he gave him a heart
he gave him a brain
god created woman
to mock womanhood
he created pain
her birth a pain
she gives birth in pain
most of her life
consumed in pain
a man god
who kept her in chains
menstrual machinations
blots and stains
god and man god
a masculine
godhood contains
ying and yang
ling and yoni
no complains
ashes too ashes
dust to dust
is what remains

Anti Islam ...Come Again

~OvAz~ says:
"I am confused, you have a muslim name yet according to your comments and pics you seem anti-islam. Can you please state if you are anti-islam or not? This will help determine your artisticness."

I am shocked to say the least on Flickrs , I thought people who migrated here were human , smart , mankind loving, that is what photography is all about.
You capture a moment like a fleeting poem and read it out to others , its not important everyone likes it or adheres to your thoughts, but there is someone out there who needs a thread to continue, like my pictures of the Devil stump tree, that connected me to Sarif who has more knowledge on this subject than I have he has visited this place 30 times and I am searching divinity in a moment.
We all I think are here on a picture site to expose our worlds , not to preach or prosyletize, I shoot pain, I have mentioned this so many times, I do not manipulate what I shoot unless to add some artistry.
But pictures of pain like this one of a possessed lady, this is an awfully bad picture , but see the eye of the boy, and tell me does a womans pain need to be sharply focussed.Is a womans pain ever sharply focussed .
You can hang a camera to a kite shoot , but a womans pain hangs by a tale..the tale of her inherent vulnerabilty.
Fuck before asking me whether I am anti Islam, why dont you go to Iraq ask the Muslims both Shia ans Sunnis if they what they are doing it , is Anti Islam.
First check out your backyard before you dump shit on my manicured lawn..Fuck You.
At Karbala , when Yazid was marking a back page , killing Truth , Imam Hussain the grandson of the Holy Prophet did anyone raise a hue and cry did any one say "It Is anti Islam.."
Man I am shocked by my moderations.. I am not a Mullah a preacher or even my own sect promoting guy..but I am happy for once that as a Muslim I was born in India not ina neighbouring country or an Arab country.
I am adding my comments to Ovaz as part of this body post..
I would not ike to lose it like I lose my temper...


my comments
You said:
i have a muslim birthright .
i am an indian muslim
my culture is Hinduism
i show what is seen but the mullah does not see it
the condition of the underpriviliged muslim women in india
so this is anti islam
if muslims kill muslims you dont see it ..well that is islam
jehad to populate the world with only muslims that i guess is ok by you that is islam
i cut my body as a shia is anti islam
12 years boys decapitating journalist heads is islam
fuck you dont even know what is islam
islamic is not just the 5 pillars it is humanity
loving humanity and a single word called tolerance
does that satisfy you ?
i dont have to tell you about women in saudi arabia..
a land where even God is under House Arrest .

actually you can call me a Shia Pandit
firoze shakir
see my pictures dont interpret my thoughts they dont belong to your blinkered world , where you say allah ho akbar from cybernetic minarets and in the same breath curse and promote sectarianism..
I am not forcing you to my beliefs or unbeliefs ..am I
Womanhood is not just about Islam or Anti Islam.

Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega

Translated these Hindi song lyrics mean, Dad says you will make a big name when you grow up.
He is at Hussain Yekri Jaorah to pay his respect to the Holy Shrines.He is garlanded and dressed as a Politician a power greater than God in modern times.
God has gone AWOL , he has allowed Bush and Co to run this planet , equally sharing it with Chavez , Ahmedinijad, and the Matrix of Evil no not Sanjaya Malakar but Osama One Eyed Mullah and Co..
God has taken President Saddam Hussain with him.. so both are AWOL..
The American President is running the World better than God..from a single storied White House.
You could mess with God and get away with it like Satan did , but not with President Bush...even Satan shits hearing the name of Bush.
Earlier when you asked a litte child in my country , what would he like to become when he grew old? Pat came the reply , Doctor, Engineer , Pilot, Soldier..
Not anymore I asked my neigbours son he has twins , I asked both of them..
Beta what would you like to become when you grow up..
the dumb one replied Sharukh Khan.. our Bolywood Mega Star.
The other fellow looked me straight in the eye .
Uncle he said I want to become a Neta.
Neta is the unpolluted word for Indian politician.. if he gets polluted he is called tainted.. if he meets with an accident dies he is called Late or Swargwasi meaning heaven bound..
I was curious I asked the political inspired kid..
Beta why Neta..?

he replied poetically in Hindi

Neta sirf leta
Kisiko nahi deta
Bade mahal jaise ghar mein rahta
Pura desh usko sehta
Sab wohi karte hain
Jo woh kehta
Sharukh Khan
ke bungle ka permission bhi
wohi deta
Hamare Desh ki unnati ka
Nam hai Neta
Ab Uncle aap batye
Main kyon na banoo neta

He told me the advantages of becoming a politician, wealth 400% in just a few years, buildings, industrial galas, showrooms, bungalows, sugar factories, educational institution, heart care hospital, IT technology, human cargo export, printing press, film production office, TV Sting chamnel, several local newspapers, chartered accountancy.. building construction, mining, he was carrying on ...
I put a hand on his mouth ..
And gave him my best wishes..
I also realised why multi colored kids are born smart

A Pain in the Neck Called You Telecom

Last night I left shop, but not before calling the You Telecom technicians that the net at my house was not working.Samiya had called to tell me this .
When I reached home it was a dead as a log, nothing had been done about it.Funny the guys incharge of You Telecom support dont even answer you e mail messages .
I hate to whine but I pay for the services and get a flying fuck with my clothes on in return.
I have come to my shop at 6.30am .
The guy in te picture is seeking divine help , it has got nothing to do with You Telecom..
Even God cant get Help at You Telecom.

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