Please Send Me 15 Quid and Then Fuck Off

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My dear good friend Fred Miller sent this chain letter to me ...it was worth blooging it - so you guys can laugh a bit ..

Let's see if this works, since none of the other 'Forwards' did.......no offense !

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking
chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a
poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise
enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling
freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and
everyone to whom you send 'his' email?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in
my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and
brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

Fuck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards
about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest
of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who
has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5
cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.


Billy Connolly

P.S. Send me 15 quid and then fuck off.