Groping Santa Claus
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A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a Connecticut mall, Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007. The mall Santa told police the woman had touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
(CBS/AP) A woman was charged with sexual assault after allegedly groping Santa Claus at a shopping mall.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, faces fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace charges.
www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/12/18/national/main3628471.s...
Santas have a very tough time
women groping for their family jewels
squeezing them like sweet lime
now this Santa was a gay man
the thought was disgusting
and not sublime
he would prefer making
little cheeky buttocked
children sit on his heaving lap
and teach them nursery rhyme
santarchy and some
pedophiliac grime
