Women Poets Make Awfully Bad Mothers and Wives
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The Internet has thoroughly spoilt the women poet
Is my personal belief
Its time they wrote less poetry and
Got back to their domestic chores
And turned a new leaf
Pinching lynching
Colored poets who don’t agree with them
In brief
At the poem hunter forum
Their personal fief
The unmarried woman poet
Past the age of consent
Out dated out rated
On her way to grief
Wearing a mans shirt
A mans trouser
Playing Big Chief
Trying to be a much better poet
Than our own humble Max Reif
Another woman poet calling
The other woman poet a poem thief
Poetry sessions overcooked recipes
Of chicken chilly beef
All awaiting the return of
Abdullah Diriye from the Ijtema
London’s migrant African Arab chief
Neglected husbands neglected children
Neglected homes of women poets
And no relief
Poor Poetry Weeps Tears
In Utter Disbelief
***THIS IS APPLICABLE TO THOSE WOMEN POETS WHOM THE CAP FITS ***
AND THOSE AFTER READING THIS HAVE GONE INTO EPILLEPTIC FITS
NOT INCLUDED ARE ANY CHEESE BITS