Sunday, August 2, 2009

A Blogger Never Sleeps

to Fred Miller Glenn Losack bloggers who never sleep

as the darkness
beyond the window creeps
images poems from my head
into the computer leap
uploading the soul
of my misfortune
a blogger never sleeps
in a corner my destiny
head bowed repentantly
weeps ..
the billowing winds
the monsoonal melody
failed promises to keep
browsing flickr facebook gmail
spam on a cybernetic
garbage heap
my androgynous anomaly
into hijda ethos neck deep
into the viewfinder of my karmic soul
squint eyed I peep
google searching firoze shakir
( Results 1 - 10 of about 190,000 for firoze shakir. (0.37 seconds))
a path that seems to steep


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Please Send Me 15 Quid and Then Fuck Off

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My dear good friend Fred Miller sent this chain letter to me ...it was worth blooging it - so you guys can laugh a bit ..

Let's see if this works, since none of the other 'Forwards' did.......no offense !

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking
chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a
poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise
enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling
freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and
everyone to whom you send 'his' email?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model
I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in
my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5 AD and
brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

Fuck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse
for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards
about 90 times. I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest
of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who
has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5
cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.


Billy Connolly

P.S. Send me 15 quid and then fuck off.

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Ek Hijda Aulad Huee

Bahut duayen mangi
To ek aulad huee
Gid Gadake Manga tha ladka
Ek hijda aulad huee
Na ladka na ladki
Yeh kaisi aulad huee
Patjhad ko sambhala
To baharon main
Yeh baat huee
Khuda deta hain
Toh chappad
Phad ke deta hai
Waqt ka takaza tha
Yeh kaisi baat huee
Uske ghar mein der hai
andher nahi
Gid gadake manga tha ladka
Ek hijda aulad huee

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The Hijra Awakening

a funereal song
they sing
clapping their hands
baring their pain
from morning to evening
a few coins
the janta flings
going round and round
and round the ring
oh karma
where is thy sting?
born a man
with a woman's soul
a broken wing
everybody talks of hijra
fuck no one does a thing
the hijra awakening
soulless thunder
thunderous showers
no lightning
the hijra life
is jinxed

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Being a Hijra

being a hijra
is living in a house
made of glass
from the cops
to the top brass
everyone gunning
for your androgynous ass
they all want hijras
irrespective of color
caste or class
green the color of envy
on the other side of the grass
article 377
like a Damocles sword
to be or not be a hijra
they ask
man also a woman
hiding behind a mask
it is accursed society
that makes man a eunuch
why take the hijra to task?

This was such a fast shoot , that I just thanked her without asking her name or which area from Mumbai she hailed from.

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The Charming Hijra of Mumbai

I met her near my shop, I was serving a client as she passed by I beckoned her , I excused myself from the client who too is a photographer and began shooting her ..later my friend photographer client confessed he was too scared to shoot hijras as he was scared of being beaten by them..

Well I love shooting Hijras - I cant blame myself can I..?

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Cousin Lefty Has Flown The Coop

he won 100000 dollars
invited us to Berkshire
this friendly facebook group
fred firoze benn posey
now floating
like a fly in a soup
our cousin lefty
has flown the coop
nothing but memories
left to scoop

dedicated to fred miller

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