We make sound proof .water proof coffins
Digitized customized cornerstones marble
Crosses for their comfort truly said
we also groom style their burial threads
We charge the living for their dead
We add a Twitter button a Facebook
button Google + button on their graves
to remind their loved one they are just
sleeping and nor really dead .you
can also Whats Up them without fear
or dread ..but sadly those who buried
them forgot to pay the undertaker
before they fled ,,a seasonal business
that is always in the red..only saving
grace hopefully is Uncle Ed on his
deathbed..keeping the undertaker
in good spirits a thought unsaid
