Thursday, February 5, 2015

Mumbai Yatra ,, Showing All The Main Garbage Sites To Foreigners And Desi Tourists





We  have garbage heritage sites in Bandra ..as I stay in Bandra ,, lets start from here first ,,,

First we start with the mother of all ,,
Bandra Bazar Market fish prawn meat left over dumping yard ,

Second opp our Local MLAS office at Bandra Reclamation opp Friends Building ,

Now you move with me to the holiest one in Bandra
aptly called St Peter Road , this is a creative spot to shoot win prizes .. and a free trip for two to Hawai.

The fourth stop Chinchpokli Road highly aesthetic open garbage yard , with a nice group of cats dogs and goats .the best shot  will be judged by our curator Magic Eye ,, the gift now hold your horse a free Royal Enfield and free entry to Bisons Club.. an autograph from our own Sallu Bhai .

Move from Chinchpokli take a left  the road side dump near the Mochi .. here it is food essentials left overs , than you cut across the tiny bylane and here opp the Ram Mandir is a the dirtiest  open garbage ,, . than you move towards .. JJ Colony bylane near the Jamatkhana , this is the ugliest place for shooting great garbage shots , you could shoot it on Eid or any Muslim festival it is evergreen garbage ..the best shot here gets you a ticket for two at a famous eatery it is a surprise .

Than you cross over towards the Bandra Station move closer to Shastri Nagar Slums near the Bus Depot  , the only time our  netas came here was to seek the precious slum votes this is a horrendous garbage photo op ,, a lot of drug addicts ,and drunks you can shoot free ..

Now move with me straight ahead till we reach a curve the Bandra Compound here the  garbage is waiting to be shot ..smile at the local Bhai here be formal and your dress code should include a head scarf Bhai would like that ,, you could take a group shot here with the famous butchers ,..here the best shot is a fabulous prize one bedroom studio apartment in a new block coming up at Bandra Reclamation..

Lets walk a little ahead in a tiny bylane near the Beef Butcher hidden away from the main public path is a lovely garbage site beneath the staircase of a building in the Slaughter House Compound ,, here the display of garbage is in the form of a jigsaw puzzle the person to shoot and solve it first gets a Valentine Trip to Udaipur for two.. the sponsors are promoting Swach Bharat Abhi Yahan aur Wahan and are really excited this tour is their idea.. bus loads of foreigners Indian tourists ... mobile toilets will be available close to the garbage sites and free Bisleri water ,,

First Come  First Serve ,..

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