Courier Notification To The Beggar Poet From Fedex, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr.
FedEx Online Team Management
lemana@erciyes.edu.tr
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We the management of FedEx Courier Service here hereby uses This medium to
notify you that your parcel is still in our possession, this parcel
contained an International Cashier Bank Draft/Cheque worth the sum of
$500,000.00USD (Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only) and it is
ready for delivery to your door step. Meanwhile, before the delivery or
shipment will take place, you are advice to RECONFIRM to us the following
data mention below:
1.Your Name:........
2.Full Address:..............
3.Age:.............
4.Sex:...............
5.Telephone:.........
The above requested information will enable us deliver your parcel
correctly without any mistakes on delivery of your parcel.
NOTE : No charges should be made before delivery except the stamp duty fee
which is just $65. Delivery would be made to your door step as soon as we
receive your payment, no problem about the delivery fee because the
company has paid for the delivery fee.
Furthermore, you might be asking yourself how come this parcel, Anyway
this parcel was brought to our office to be delivered to you by lottery
officials.
Note: This fee is not for delivery but for the stamp duty, this company
has spent out of its income in the process by recovery back your parcel?
so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favor.
Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left of $65 by
your sender before it accumulate a demur-rage after one week only,as you
know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a vital document
and we think you understand what we mean by accumulating a demur-rag
Mrs. Tina Mario
Email; fedexpostdept@foxmail.com
FEDEX COURIER MANAGING DIRECTOR.
Thank you
Mrs Tina Mario
Courier Managing Director
of Fedex .. your parcel
that contains
International Cashier
Bank Draft
worth the sum of
$500,000.00USD
(Five Hundred Thousand
United State Dollars only
is a new year blessing
this gift of a Cheque
to this beggar poet
reformed alcoholic
once libidinous
lecherous irritatingly
illuminatingly
oversexed ,,now
highly improved
ever since he
joined flickr in 2007
he is no more a
pain in the neck
a beggar poet
who once in a
bottle of xxx
rum was
shipwrecked
blows of fate
invidiously
encroaching his
right to live
he tried to
deflect
adler jung
freud
gave rise
to his inhibition
prohibitive
complex
too much
after sex
effects
with your
money
he intends
to start a school
of politics
for indian netas
a system of
corruption correct
teach the gospel
of aam admi
according to saint
kejriwal and sisodia
in an auditorium
with 3 d specs
netas of all color
hue losing parties
are invited
even those
who are
henpecked
teach them
train them
in austerity
no red batti
the nation
they no
more infect
i will soon
send you
a detailed
message
with plenty
of unwritten
text .. now
tell me what
next....
