Sunday, December 22, 2013

A Message From UNO To This Beggar Fellow

United Nations Compensation Unit, In Affiliation with World Bank Our Ref: U.N/WBO/04/2013.

Congratulations Beneficiary,

You may not understand why this mail came to you. We have been having a meeting for quit sometime now and we just came to a logical conclusion few days ago in affiliation with the World Bank president. This email is to few well listed people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS in Affiliation with WORLD BANK have agreed to compensate them with the sum of USD500,000.00 Dollars each.

These includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. We found your email in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.

You are advised to contact Dr. Jim Ovia of our paying Bank in Africa, as he is our representative in Africa. Contact him immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD500,000.00 Dollars.Your payment is in form of a Bank Draft for security purpose, he will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you. Contact Dr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK PLC with your payment code: /09/05/1982/ immediately for your Cheque at the given address below:

Contact Official: Dr. Jim Ovia


Phone: +2348183400711

I apologize on behalf of the United Nation organization for any delay you might have encountered in receiving your fund in the past. Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft. Making the world a better place. You are required to contact the above person and furnish him with the following of your information that will be required to avoid any mistakes:-

1. Your Full name:

2. Your Country:

3. Contact Address:

4. Telephone Number:

5. Fax Number:

6. Marital Status:

7. Occupation:

8. Sex:

9. Age:

Congratulations, and I look forward to hear from you as soon as you confirm your payment making the world a better place.


Ms. Valerie Amos.
United Nations Secretary General for Humanitarian Affairs,
Emergency Relief Coordinator.

thank you
sweet kind
loving caring
Ms. Valerie Amos.
for your beneficial gift
of a new life is
me this beggar fucked
poet of mumbai you chose
i offer you unconditional
love this lovely rose
how in the hell you
found this bugger firoze
i only hope it is not
oversight or a mistake
gross..i woke up from
my celestial repose
after reading your
lilting prose...once
again thank you
for removing all
my woes ..i wont have
to slit my wrist , or
be embalmed in my
beggars clothes
your offer to me
was my best dose
do you like my picture
my pose ,, i offer my
hand to you in marriage
polygamous poltergeist
the essence of my poetry
is you i suppose .together
we could live in a high rise
at bandra .. this poet
determined bellicose
love blooms in wilderness
unblushingly grows ,,
waiting for you
in mumbai with my
crossed finger
uncrossed toes
my dear darling
my one and only
valerie .. now dont
dont vamos ..