Trade Martin Remembers Howling Dervesh John Dixon, a photo by firoze shakir photographerno1 on Flickr.
Firoze...., I'm very saddened over Howlin's loss. We had a lot of great times & laughs on PoemHunter. Please send his family my condolences.
Keep in touch.
Warmest regards, trade.
Trade Martin
I have lots of these silly poems Firoze...., about our buddy.
“HOWLIN' ENTERS...........,
THE POEMHUNTER PROTECTION PROGRAM”
Dateline, PoemHunter….! ! !
(Breaking wind news)
After an enormous amount of terrorist threats….,
From various chocolate religious sects…..,
Along with candy statues of British pirates,
The Iranian leader, Bill Clinton, Kim Jung Il,
Al Sharpton, seven Kentucky Fried Chickens,
Aldo Kraas, Trade Martin, & Howlin’ Dervish,
Who was spotted actually licking the sexy, nude, pant suit image,
Of Her Holiness, Hillary Rodham Clinton,
Jackie Mason made an immediate executive decision,
To place Howlin’ Dervish in the Poemhunter Protection Program.
Then after discarding a liquorish Rosie O’donnell,
Mason stated, “All of the above SCHMUCKS*** should be thrown….,
Into this stupid program anyway…, to shut them the hell up….! ! !
(***New book by Jackie)
….Trade Martin, 2007.
