Early Morning Shakir Spammed

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Subject: Attention :SHAKIR,

Attention :SHAKIR,
Barrister Godwin Chukwu
Principal Attorney, Godwin Okwuchukwu & Co. Chambers
Industriel Quartier des Elites,
Cotonou-Benin Republic.
Tel: +229 97782 695
Reply to Email:barrgodwin_c@yahoo.es

Attn: SHAKIR,
I am Barrister Godwin Chukwu,personal attorney to Late Mr.EARL SHAKIR,who used to work as the Director of Societe Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Petroliers (SONACOP), an Oil Company in Benin Republic, West Africa, here-in after shall be referred to as my client.

On October, 3rd 2004, my client, his wife and three Children were involved in a car accident at Cotonou-Abome express-road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives but all efforts proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his family tree using the last name to locate any of his family members hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating his fund valued at US$11.7 Million (Eleven Million, Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Cemac Bank Plc Cotonou, Republic of Benin where this fund is deposited.

The Bank has issued me a notice to provide his relative or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for years now, I seek your consent to present you as the rightful next of kin to my late client since you bear the same surname with him so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you, then you and me can share the money according to our contribution to boost the success of this transaction.

I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back up this claim, all I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. You can call me immediately you receive this mail on +229 97782 695 to enable us discuss further.

I await your call and reply.

Best Regards,

Barrister Godwin Chukwu.
Reply to Email: barrgodwin_c@yahoo.es.

My Poem

dear barrister godwin chukwu
for getting in touch with
me via hot mail that
i never use thank you
that you are over
generous kind
among the few
the only friend
in this bad world
of scam i have
is an american jew
a single christian
a few hindus
your letter
of helpful intent
came like a jolt
from the blue
11.7 million US dollars
is a lot of money phew
i could give this
to mr kalmadi
to add to any loss
in the 77000 crores
that he might have
to put up too
in case there is a shortfall
n paying the volunteers
that his overseers
could not screw
as an Indian
to a fellow Indian
any help I will give
its true.so barrister
gorrdon chukwu
when do i sign
on the dotted line
in lieu but
let me warn you
i am fucked broke
the banks are after
my balls so i have no
money to buy the
cleaning ink
to make blackened
dollars new
just wire
me the money
through havala
channels like
the politicians
i am sure
this easy task
you could do
instead of giving me
your hard earned money
80 %i offer you
from one shakir
to another shakir
a new pledge
a new bond
renew