Wednesday, August 4, 2010

The North Indian Manoos Is An Angry Young Man

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whichever
way you choose
the north indian
manoos
is angry man
hit hard by
a new thought
that like
mosquitoes
he spreads
malaria too
which
scientifically
methodically
is totally
untrue
a bias
for using
mustard oil
on his head
his love
for chhath puja
gets on the goats
of politicians
with a certain hue
why cant we
just be Indians
a simple
thought but true
a north indian
man fits
into any state
by Indianess
his peace
loving virtue
now if only
the state
where he
comes from
at the drop
of a hat
were focused
on development growth
did not build statues
he would have never
come to mumbai
i sincerely
promise you
to be treated like
a second class
citizen
while in mumbai jails
the don gets
biryani chiken tikka
mutton stew
newspapers
disposable razor
a box of scented
tissue
head above
shoulder
shampoo
a new flat
videocon
digital
television
to watch
salman khan
dabbang
bihari cop
making
his big boss
debut
kaun
banega
crorepati
is in the offing
crorepatis
all our babus
also a pair
of bali shoes
also a new computer
to send e mail
messages
to the Portuguese
government
of jail abuse

so now you
know why
the north
indian
manoos
loses his
fuse when
he is called
a mosquito
spreading malaria
typhoid jaundice
swine flu

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