Saturday, June 13, 2009

Your Facebook User Name Has Been Set

http://www.facebook.com/firozeshakir

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Count Down For Facebook Username

Soon you will be able to have a username
Starting on Saturday, June 13th, at 9:31am in your time zone, you'll be able to choose a username for your Facebook account to easily direct friends, family, and coworkers to your profile.
Check out the Facebook Blog for more information.

tomorrow a heavy gold rush
to claim your facebook user name
adding notoriety to your generic fame
some will become heroes
some zeroes
forever ever wrongly named
fred miller will become
fred_nauman unduly tamed
bernie.shadowboxer
by someone else
from Chicago wrongly claimed
anthony _desposyni
relentlessly defamed
betty strangle _racist poet
totally unashamed
surnames unwillingly
bruised and maimed
mark _zuckerburg .facebook.com
hailed and acclaimed
in the history of cyber revolution
a demi god proclaimed
me the poet a generic number
unnamed
an arrow that hit
the right target
when wrongfully aimed


dedicated to Mark Zuckerburg

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Friday, June 12, 2009

Dearset One

Dearset One,

I like to know more of you so that i will intrust my hope on you about my late
husband wishes,i am a widow surfring from cancer of the lungs as i have U$9,milion U.S.D left at the bank by my late husband i will give you
the full dital contact; (franka_adams@live.fr)
Thanks

Yours
Mrs Franka.

dearset one
life full of sorrow
has lost all fun
9 million dollars
I entrust you
His will be done
now either you can
be my new husband
me mrs franka
wish to be
mrs photographerno1
better than offering
my money to the church
becoming a nun
spending all my wealth
with you
under the Mumbai
blazing sun
a new house
at Napean Sea Road
neatly done
the Page3 crowd
we will shun
at our wedding
invite
fred miller
anthony posey
bennn bell
glosack
akbar simonse
one by one
firoze shakir
pedestrian poet
my loved one

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Dear Friend

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM MR. SAJID SAIB, A BANKER IN ONE OF THE REPUTABLE BANK IN BURKINA FASO. I
HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS PROPOSAL OF US$10.5M (TEN MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLAR). THE DEPOSITOR OF THE SAID FUND DIED WITH
HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006. THE DECEASED CUSTOMER USED HIS
WIFE AS THE NEXT OF KIN BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THE WIFE DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM
LEAVING NOBODY FOR THE CLIAM.

ACCORDING TO OUR BANKING LAW, IF THE FUND RE MAIN UNCLAIMED FOR TWO (2) YEARS
THEN, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO THE RESERVE BANK OF BURKINA AS UNCLAIMED
BILL. I DON'T WANT THE FUND TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AND AS SUCH, LET US
CLAIM THE FUND NOW.

I WANT TO PRESENT YOU AS HIS COUSIN OR BUSINESS PARTNER SO THAT THE BANK WILL
TRANSFER THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT FOR US TO SHARE IT. YOUR PERCENTAGE
WILL BE 40% WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:sajid.saib@gmail.comAS AN INSIDER IN THIS BANK,

I ASSURE YOU THAT, THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK
FREE. IF YOU ARE WILLING FOR THE DEAL, CONTACT ME FOR MORE DETAILS BUT IF YOU
ARE NOT CAPABLE, PLEASE NOTIFY ME.

THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE US ONLY 14 BANKING DAYS. NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THE FUND
AND AS SUCH, YOU MUST KEEP THE SECRET WITHIN YOU OK.YOU MUST KEEP THIS DEAL AS
SECRET FOR THE SECURITY OF THE FUND. DO NOT DISCLOSE THIS DEAL TO ANYBODY
BECAUSE I WANT THE SECRET TO BE BETWEEN US ONLY.

I WILL GIVE YOU THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK FOR
THE RELEASE OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THE BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE
MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR
SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGE INDICATED ABOVE.

YOU CAN SEE THE NEWS IN BBC AND CNN REGARDING THEIR DEATH:

www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/10/11/iraq.deaths/
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6040054.stm

I WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AS TO
ENABLE ME GIVE YOU THE APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK.

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS: sajid.saib@gmail.com

BEST REGARD,
MR.SAJID SAIB,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER.


dear friend
I sajid saib
from burkina faso
to you in mumbai
this money making
email I have penned
wanting to
make you multi gullible
millionaire in the end
you have to do nothing
just comprehend
once we loot a dead mans
money into the mist
we will blend
YOUR PERCENTAGE
WILL BE 40%
WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.
so be contend
all this money
on your second wife
you can spend
a nice Nigerian lass
to you I will lend
among your friends
jeff lamb
fred miller
ilefty
benn bell
glosack
akbar simonese
bernard from chicago
anthony posey
metaverse3
monsoon lover
you can forward this mail
to recommend
all help to your noble friends
from burkina faso
I will extend

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

To I POT


To I POT, originally uploaded by firoze shakir photographerno1.

photo courtesy xris and nat taylor

this is I pot
a graceful elegant lady
calling the shots
no more a little tot
a princess
most sought
that god taylor made
into the hearts
of xris and his beautiful wife nat
bought
signed sealed on the dot
her first picture
my 1000 poem
while she lay
in the hospital cot
her doting father
on his mobile shot
a buzznet new member
top slot
a proud princess
in a Californian Camelot

to i pot

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Kick His Ass Says Mother Goat

Kick his Ass says Mother Goat
many a battles I have fought
but one night the black rascal
his father got me a bloat
now me a white mother
with a black child I float
neighbors envy
owners plight
as a rumor to report
the father was sent
to the slaughter house
please note
its his last memory
of a ravaged love I dote
some times poison
too serves
as an antidote
black and white
two faces of a same coin
a pedestrian poet wrote
you are prone to elect criminals
whether you vote or do not vote

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