Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Burkina Faso Email Fraud-URGENT PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP SECRET.

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I know all you guys think I waste my time posting this, but believe me somewhere in India as I write someone or the other is being conned..hook line and sinker.

We all consider ourselves to be smart , smart alecs and smart ass too, but at the same time we slip and fall with a thud..Burkina Faso is synonymous with African Email fraud..

This is for those gullible one who give away all their wealth to realize hope in a dream that never exists..

I received this in my Gmail spam folder.

URGENT PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND KEEP SECRET.


Dear Friend



I am Dr Lusee Mark, the director of account/audit department in the Bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso, West Africa. I got your contact from a Yahoo Tourist Search When I was searching for a foreign partner. I assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when I prayed to the Almighty about you. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10,500.000.00 million U.S dollars (Ten million, five hundred thousand U.S dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr. Alan Williams, A British National who died along with his entire family in (20 Oct 2005) in a plane crash. As followed in this link.

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/tanzania/1501084/Tycoon-dies-with-family-in-Tanzania-safari-plane-crash.html)

Since I got the information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.



It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.



The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and I cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner since I am from this country. I agree to offer you 45% of the total sum as foreign partner in respect to the provision of an account, 55% will be for me while we both will take care of the expenses incur during process of the transfer. There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the money will be remitted.



Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by email the text of the application which you fill and send to our bank. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.



You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to move very smoothly into the account you will provide to the bank. Don’t hesitate to furnish me with your private telephone for easy and effective communication. Also send me your personal information as followed



(1) Your full Names

(2) Your Age and Occupation

(3) Your Nationality

(4) Your private telephones for easy communication

(5) A copy of your international passport or recent photo so that I will know you.



Below is my residential address.

Siege social: 01BP 452001 Ouaga 01, Ouagadougou Burkina Faso



Anxiously waiting for your urgent response



Thanks and God bless.



Dr Lusee Mark.

thank you
dr lusee mark
for scratching my ass
bleeding its bark
inviting me
to your Noah's ark
but your invitation
is a question mark
on the journey
I do not wish to embark
nor my fucked financial hopes
in your sinking boat
I wish to park
I do not see any light
in the tunnel
all is dark
Burkina Faso
where small fish lasso
big fish
become a loan shark
best regards to your brethren
excuse this missive
bad grammar
no punctuation mark
please dont forward this mail
to my Belgian friend
Marc de Clercq
enjoying a roller coater ride
with the hijras
in an amusement park
or to Fred Miller
of Friendswood Texas
a gentle genius and bright spark
he will burn your balls
with carbon arc

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